No Carrots, Just Chaos

One Less Than Twelve: Kind Of, But Different

As we get closer to our one-year podcast anniversary, we're popping the champers (as Karey would say), talking budgets, sharing life updates, and finding laughter in all the little moments that make life memorable. From money talk to bubbly tangents and everything in between, this episode is a reminder that sometimes the best conversations happen when there isn't a plan at all. Grab a glass, settle in, and join us for another round of Wined Up, Unfiltered, and A Little Unhinged.

No Carrots, Just Chaos

Don't hate us! We got a bit behind with our episode releases! Thank you for being patient! This week on Wined Up, Karey and JP are diving into their latest Instagram video obsessions, surviving the chaos of the DMV, and unpacking JP’s unexpected love for the children’s book No Carrots for Harry!. As always, the wine is flowing, the laughs are loud, and the conversation somehow turns everyday moments into pure comedy. Cozy, chaotic, and full of deliciousness — just the way we like it.

April Showers Bring...More Unhingeness?!

Karey and I are back for episode 9, but turn up your volume because even in our second season, we still don't know how to properly mic ourselves! Regardless though, tune in for the laughs and our chatty chat while we wine it up! Happy May!

Three Days & A Boat Trip

This week we’re embracing the chaos—because apparently spring has multiple personalities and Mother Nature is keeping us on our toes. One minute it’s sunshine and patio weather, the next it’s giving… frostbite. Make it make sense. We also check in on Karey’s book journey plus an essential update on her cat. We get into it. Why are mammogram appointments always scheduled at the crack of dawn? Who decided that was a good idea? And more importantly, why are we not calling it what it truly is: a full-on hamburger patty smash? This episode is a bonus chat, which means zero filters, plenty of laughs, mildly unhinged thoughts, and, of course, a glass (or two) of wine in hand. Cheers to saying what everyone else is thinking!

It's Dark Time

In this episode, we’re pouring a couple glasses of wine and catching up on all the good stuff. From our intentions for 2026 to the little life updates you haven’t heard yet, this conversation is full of laughs, honest moments, our take on Hadestown: Teen Edition at EPAC, and the kind of nitty-gritty chats that feel like hanging out with friends. Expect plenty of giggles, a little reflection, and a whole lot of real talk along the way.