Two North Koreans Wade into a Pool...

Slaves are Bad M'kay

Featuring specail guest Mason T. The big wigs have been sleepy so we make a lot of noise. Jamie White dies an untimely death, Ukraine considers submission, BLM is officially over, Myles is probably autistic, and UK perpetuates the slave trade. You heard it here first. Also check out https://alppouch.com/wtfgov [https://alppouches.com/wtfgov] for 10% off nicotine pouches and/or Venmo me @Dalton-Mortensen-1

Two North Koreans Wade into a Pool...

Mylesofpizza joins me in my garage. We mostly talk about Elon Musk in this one. Is he really the head of DOGE? Will his rockets explode? Does he use his children as body armor? Try not to get deported this week. Keep an eye on China. Also check out https://alppouch.com/wtfgov [https://alppouches.com/wtfgov] for 10% off nicotine pouches and/or Venmo me @Dalton-Mortensen-1

A Women's Voice

Featuring Mylesofpizza, Demi D, and Marah M. We "touch" on the Coeur d'Alene incident, Ukrainian missile strikes, DOGE compromising CIA ops, and North Korea's nuclear readiness. Venmo me @Dalton-Mortensen-1

Four More Years!

Mylesofpizza joins me on a shallow dive into USAID, the sexy new whitehouse staff, Ukrainian plight, r*tards at NASA, and the Israel/Palestine conflict. Trump kicks around the idea of a third term and we make demands from our listeners for funding. Venmo me @Dalton-Mortensen-1

Look Who Decided to Show Up

Myles makes his hilarious debut. We cover Biden's pardons, debunk fake news, democrat positions on intimate relations with Donald Trump, and Kanye West's philosophy on western civilization.