Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Your Mom's House Ep. 849

Come see Christina do standup live! Irving, TX! Denver, CO! Chicago, IL! She's coming to you! Get your tickets at https://christinap.com SPONSORS: - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh - Visit http://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month. This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down. Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 849 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:18 - Being A Fat Kid 00:04:20 - Raising Kids 00:08:30 - Opening Clip: Gay Genderfluid Dog 00:14:14 - Woody Allen & Hollywood Creeps 00:20:16 - Marriage, Loyalty, & A Stolen Car 00:31:49 - Really Cool Relationships 00:37:29 - Porn Addiction & How It Rewires Young Minds 00:42:52 - Some Gay Clips 00:47:42 - Huffing Car Accident 00:52:14 - College Frat Boys 00:57:05 - Find The Funny Tour 01:00:02 - Christina's Curations 01:07:06 - Closing Song - "Bite The End of Your Dad's D*ck Off" by DJ Stanimom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 848

SPONSORS: * Go to https://Quince.com/mom [https://quince.com/mom] for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. * Switch now at https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom [https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom]. * Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off [https://factormeals.com/ymh50off] and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. * Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less. Head to https://Wayfair.com [https://wayfair.com/] right now to shop all things home. Check out the world premiere of "Manhood" at SXSW this March https://Schedule.sxsw.com/2026/films/... For more information on "Manhood" and Outerboro Films visit https://Outerboro.tv Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop. Your Mom’s House Ep. 848 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:11 - Tom's Cute Face 00:07:03 - Hamster Funeral 00:16:04 - Opening Clip: Fart N-Word 00:27:38 - Period Update 00:28:52 - [Redacted] Is In The Epstein Files 00:30:52 - Safety Larry 00:44:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:49:21 - Dick Doc + Heated Rivalry 00:51:18 - Fancy Chef Pizza Review 00:55:08 - Clip: My White Stuff 00:56:07 - TikToks 01:03:59 - Wrap Up 01:04:34 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Your Mom's House Ep. 847

SPONSORS: * Make sure to subscribe to the YMH Behind the Jeans Newsletter. Drops every Sunday at 12pm! https://YMHStudios.com/BehindTheJeans [https://YMHStudios.com/BehindTheJeans] * Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy [https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy] * For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH]. * Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh [https://shopify.com/ymh] * Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH [http://helixsleep.com/YMH] for 27% Off Sitewide. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network! Ian opens up about growing up with grief, anger, and confusion, sharing brutally honest stories about mental health, addiction, sexuality, and learning how to feel emotions without self-destruction. Christina matches him beat for beat, reflecting on immigrant parenting, generational trauma, shame, and the terrifying responsibility of raising emotionally healthy kids. From bottoming diets, trans Instagram thirst traps, and Epstein file conspiracies, to TikTok egg pranks, needle play, and deep dives into cult leaders, this episode is a chaotic masterclass in what happens when two hyper-self-aware comics refuse to censor themselves. There’s laughter, discomfort, unexpected warmth, and moments of real clarity about identity, attraction, power, shame, and why modern internet culture feels completely broken. Plus: ska music, parenting philosophy, fashion crimes, hotel hookups, gay cruising etiquette, and why shame might actually serve a purpose. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 847 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:24 - It's Just A Phase 00:08:55 - Opening Clip: Bottoming University 00:16:15 - Epstein Files, Spiritual Awakenings, & Cults 00:26:31 - Clip: Trans New Yorker 00:32:07 - Pulling Humans 00:37:26 - Clip: Old Muscle Guy 00:39:45 - Dating Dudes 00:44:36 - Clip: Adorable Face Enthusiast 00:46:46 - Clip: Old Lady Egg Prank 00:48:05 - Ian Takes Over The Show 00:50:38 - Clip: More Egg Prank 00:54:17 - Christina's Curations 01:04:35 - The Real Hunger Games 01:06:28 - Back To The TikToks 01:12:08 - Final Thoughts 01:16:14 - Closing Song -"I Bless Them All" by DJ Brad Pitt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Your Mom's House Ep. 846

SPONSORS: - Check out the new show from Ian Fidance "IAN DO: AN ODD GUY DOIN ODD JOBS" new episodes every other Tuesday! https://youtube.com/@IanFidanceComedy - Visit https://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month! - Go to https://Quince.com/mom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide. - New Customers Bet $5 Get $300 in Bonus Bets If Your Bet Wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #DKPartner This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best. Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise! Your Mom’s House Ep. 846 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Token expires 2/1/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 1/25/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:43 - Skankfest, Defecation, & Poutine Fries 00:06:40 - Opening Clip: 50 Single & Horny 00:15:38 - Catching Charges 00:24:45 - Locked Up 00:31:34 - Clip: Bald Date Prep 00:35:42 - Clip: Diaper Reveal 00:40:28 - Clip: Lakefront Property 00:43:33 - Clip: Common Area Argument 00:50:07 - Skankfest Stories 00:55:53 - Openly Freaky 01:04:34 - TikToks 01:20:18 - Wrap Up 01:21:38 - Closing Song - "Pegged (OMG)" by Odd-Track Numbers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Sal Vulcano Is Shocked This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 845

SPONSORS: - New customers, bet $5 and get extra bonus bets if your bet wins. The Crown Is Yours! Sign up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. #dkpartner - Visit http://BlueChew.com to get 10% off your first month. - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://shopify.com/ymh - Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquid-iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code YMH at checkout. This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is riding solo while Tom Segura is away shooting Bad Thoughts, and she’s joined by comedian/Impractical Joker Sal Vulcano for a unscheduled ride into the world of Architecture Digest. Things spiral immediately as Christina introduces Sal to Kevin Leonardo, a self-proclaimed “educational” creator who demonstrates ass shaving, douching, and butt-hole hygiene in full HD. Sal, who has a famously weak constitution and a severe fear of vomiting, is absolutely not prepared for what he sees, but you probably are. From there, Christina and Sal debate wild internet conspiracies involving satanic rituals, celebrity baby-eating rumors, and adrenochrome hysteria, questioning how anyone could possibly keep secrets at that level of fame. They next break down a viral food challenge. where a man with obviously fake teeth eats an obviously roasted potato every single day. The chaos continues with Sal recounting his nightmare experience in a self-driving Waymo car, the duo dissecting unhinged “alpha male” Uber-fight roleplay videos, and a brutally honest roast of shirtless celebrity vacation photos, featuring Jack Nicholson living his absolute best life. Plus some TikToks, cool guys, and Grammy fashion, all in this weeks episode for you to chew on. Your Mom’s House Ep. 845 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in IL. 1 per new customer. Must register new account to receive reward Token. Must select Token BEFORE placing min. $5 bet to receive $300 in Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Min. -500 odds req. Token and Bonus Bets are single-use and non-withdrawable. Bet must settle by and Token expires 2/22/26. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 2/15/26 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:25 - Celebrity Satanists 00:09:57 - Opening Clip: Beaver Teeth Potato Eater 00:15:54 - McDonalds, Steve Irwin, & Beavo's IG 00:21:24 - Waymos & Disrespectful Uber Drivers 00:31:48 - Vacation Jack Nicholson, Pam Anderson, & Eyebrows 00:40:44 - RIP Catherine O'Hara + Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy 00:46:11 - Sex Scenes In Movies 00:48:54 - Architecture Digest Open Door 00:53:30 - Uncomfortable Vin Diesel 00:57:48 - Grammy Fashion 01:04:49 - Sal's New Show 01:06:34 - Christina's Curations 01:16:01 - Closing Song - "Talk 2 U Girl" by Saul Garland Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]