'Tis the NFL Season

Giddey for the NFL Playoffs

NEW YEAR.... same us. It's been a minute ausholes - but we are bringing you our insight on the upcoming first week of the NFL playoffs and beyond. Who has a bigger c*ck Joe Flacco or Chris Jones? Surprise playoff picks. We for some reason talk a little baseball before pitchers and catcher report to spring training. NBA updates... WE WANT SPICY P. Josh Giddey can't be within 100 feet of a school. To top it off a few month delay of our fictional athlete draft. Let us know your favorite fictional athletes!

//hang in there man\\

I just edited this podcast at 10pm on the toilet while dropping a Deuce Vaughn. POP LOCK & DROP IT WEEK 3 of the NFL season. What 0-2 teams are on the hot seat? Who doesn't love some sweater puppies? We bring you the boobs nickname draft of the century. Don't forget to listen and subscribe to your boys at Ausless Chaps!

SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW

Football Talk. Where we were right & where we were wrong last week. Outlook on the upcoming weeks games with week 2 of POP, LOCK, & DROP IT. Theres a peeping tom out in the Hockey world. NBA is making money moves. Kevin Porter Jr is a cocksucker. AND WE BRING YOU OUR MOUNT CUCKMORE - cucksgalore. Pass this pod around town just like Scotty Pippen did to Larsa.

'Tis the NFL Season

The boys at Ausless Chaps bring you the rundown of NFL week 1. We select our first ever POP-LOCK-& DROP IT for this upcoming szn. Each year brings new rookies - how do we think this years rookies stack up in this edition of FMK. Last but not least, who will find love? Tom Brady Retirement Bachelor? Jimmy Butler's Hot n' Heavy Miami? James Harden Stripper Smasher? Zach Wilson: MILF HUNTER? BROADway Joe? Give us a listen and make sure to subscribe!

Revenge of the Cucks Vol. 1

Summer lovin' HAD US A BLAAASSST - ya boys are back from the summer hiatus! We had a lot of pent up energy and are ready to blast. We bring you the biggest cuck of the summer - football is almost back and were excited - we finally touch on some NBA draft and the offseason - and baseball is...idk? What is Lukas chapped about this week? & lastly we have a draft for the ages. What celebs do you not want around your wife?