#108 🍺⚡The Motor Boatin' Captain

#108 🍺⚡The Motor Boatin' Captain

After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ⛈️⚡ J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold 🍺 Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done. Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. 😏 Also on this episode: 🔥 Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?! 💸 Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions... 👙 Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts? 💩 What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer? 😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question? Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for. #TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLife  #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

#107 Beer, Flights & Mile High Club?

On this episode of Beer & Bikini™, A. & J. crack open some Deschutes Brewing Fresh Haze IPA [https://deschutesbrewery.com/products/fresh-haze-ipa?srsltid=AfmBOooeeiHnlYDMXfsUIOMj_oBds4_viQ1Mi0uvDfK5P-WGMSmDJ0qx] while talking about Never Have I Ever, Truth or Dare, questionable dares, and the kind of stories that probably should’ve stayed private… but definitely make for a better podcast. 🍻👙 J. shimmy-shakes her way into interactions with some of her favorite beer Instagram accounts including Bud’s Beer Blurb, Craft Beer Bob, and The Beerded Brewer all the way from Australia and New Zealand. Which naturally leads to contemplating a trip to Sydney next year… assuming they can find a private jet, a pilot willing to deal with them, and a bed onboard so they can sleep, snack, and drink at 40,000 feet. Meanwhile, A. casually announces something about the the Mile High Club?  It’s craft beer, beach energy, flirtation, travel dreams, and total unfiltered nonsense — exactly the way Beer & Bikini™ likes it. 🌴✈️🍺   ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

#106 Vegas, Beers & Bad Decisions — Part 2 🎰🔥

J. and A. are back reliving their wild Vegas getaway and their stay at the Hilton Resorts World Las Vegas [https://www.rwlasvegas.com/stay/las-vegas-hilton/?utm_term=resorts%20world%20las%20vegas%20hilton&utm_campaign=&utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&hsa_acc=8262773001&hsa_cam=23623500896&hsa_grp=191470902381&hsa_ad=801271952608&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=kwd-981810595120&hsa_kw=resorts%20world%20las%20vegas%20hilton&hsa_mt=e&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23623500896&gbraid=0AAAAABWfAGw2sY2bh2LiK8n4sMwj_psYF&gclid=Cj0KCQjwiJvQBhCYARIsAMjts3KyTEyzRjEQx36cBQ9sNcBrjBiTeXJarhyA9beficR-D6o81l6eu2waApZkEALw_wcB]. The good, the bad, the ugly... but would they actually go back? 😂  They sure did like the Dawg House Saloon Vegas [https://www.rwlasvegas.com/dining/dawg-house-saloon/], cold drinks, and the dangerously delicious Revision Brewing Vegas As F*ck Hazy IPA [https://revisionbrewing.com/] that may or may not have caused questionable decisions. 🍻😈 This episode’s beer review? 🍺 Voodoo Ranger G-Force Supercharged IPA [https://www.voodooranger.com/beer/g-force/] — a reckless little 11% ABV situation that hits harder than a Vegas hangover and tastes like bad choices wrapped in hops. Do they love it… or does it belong in a casino bathroom trash can at 2am? They also rant about the most annoying species in air travel: the people who launch out of their seats the SECOND the plane lands and try bulldozing their way up the aisle like there’s a cash prize waiting at baggage claim. J. was absolutely triggered. STAND DOWN, PEOPLE. ✈️😂 Plus, a huge shoutout to FINLAND  — officially the top listener country the past couple weeks! A. talks about his Finnish roots and where he saw his first boobies as a tween boy. Why isn't acceptable to go topless at the beach in the U.S?!    Cold craft beer. Hot takes. Vegas chaos. Mild public irritation. Basically everything you need in a podcast. 🍺👙   ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

#105 Vegas As F*ck Baby!🔥

Viva Las Vegas, baby! 🎰🍻 Today A & J are sipping on “Love Letters IPA” from Beer Zombies Brewing Co [https://www.thebeerzombies.com/].—a total happy accident after A grabbed a 16oz single at the store… only to realize right before recording that this badass brew is straight outta Vegas. 🍺💌  So they hit Sin City for a wild ride packed with craft beer, cheeky moments, and just the right amount of naughty fun. From the electric chaos of the Fremont Street Experience—with its mind-blowing 49 million LED lights—to late-night adventures that didn’t disappoint, this trip was anything but tame.  J. was more than ready to let loose… and found her favorite stop at Coyote Ugly Saloon [https://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/vegas/]—think hot bartenders, loud music, and just enough sass to make you wonder… did the bartender really tell J. "F*ck You" in the most playful way possible? 😉  Speaking of F-you… they stumbled upon cans of this beautiful craft beer at a restaurant—Revision Brewing Company [https://revisionbrewing.com/] and their bold “Vegas As F*ck IPA”—and it was love at first sip. 🍺🔥 If you’re into craft beer with attitude (and a name that says exactly what you’re thinking 😏), this one’s a must.  And don’t worry… this is just Part 1.  Next episdoe they will spill the tea (and cocktails 🍸) on their stay at Resorts World Las Vegas—was it luxe, wild, worth it? You’ll get all the deets. Vegas Round 2 is coming soon—and you know it’s only going to get crazier. 😈   ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

#104 🌶️ He Wants to Put Hot Tamales Where?!

A. & J. are back and things go… off the rails real fast. 🍻 A. thinks he grabbed a classic 90 Minute IPA… but ends up with something a little more… experimental from Dogfish Head Brewery [https://www.dogfish.com/]. Was it a happy accident—or a full-blown betrayal in a can? 😳  🤡 J. confesses her very strong (and slightly concerning) hatred of clowns… and let’s just say the conversation spirals into some unexpected territory . 🌶️ Speaking of unexpected… fetishes come up and suddenly we’re asking:  hot tamales… WHERE exactly?! 😏🔥  💬 J. brings the drama with some “Am I The A$$hole?” stories from the internet …and let’s just say… they do NOT hold back on their opinions  😂🍹 Bold takes, bad decisions, and zero filter—just how you like it.  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻