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Song of Solomon, Porneia, and Christian Marriage In this episode, Noah examines Song of Solomon as a celebration of covenant marriage rather than an allegory for romanticized spirituality. He argues that the book openly celebrates desire, attraction, and physical affection between husband and wife while repeatedly emphasizing faithfulness and waiting for marriage. The discussion also explores the Greek word porneia (sexual immorality). While many modern teachers use it as a catch-all term for anything they personally dislike, Noah notes that Scripture primarily associates porneia with adultery, fornication, prostitution, incest, bestiality, and other unlawful sexual relationships like homosexuality. He points out that the Bible never provides a list of body parts that are “off limits” to a married spouse, but quite the opposite. Referencing Song of Solomon, Proverbs 5:18-19, 1 Corinthians 7:3-5, and Hebrews 13:4, Noah argues that the marriage bed is to be kept pure from outside influences, but that Scripture celebrates mutual affection, desire, and intimacy within the marriage covenant. The episode challenges legalistic teachings that impose extra-biblical rules on Christian marriages and encourages believers to examine what Scripture actually says rather than relying on tradition alone. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Carrot Holocaust

This is an urgent call for repentance! I use a specific bad Pastor from our personal walk who blew it, who fell asleep on the job and now the ultimate consequence will be required of the sheep. We can learn from good pastors what to do, and bad from what not to do. The wise in heart can glean from both, look at this cautionary tale and understand an enigma. Timeline 00:00 - Opening Prayer * Prayer of submission, humility, and guidance. * Request for God to direct the message and glorify Christ. 02:36 - Introduction to the Main Themes * Discussion of multiple topics on Noah’s heart. * Setting the direction for the podcast. 03:07 - Mexico Testimony and “Rambo” Story * Personal story from a family trip to Mexico. * Reflection on events that later took on symbolic meaning. 04:41 - Food Supply Concerns and Preparedness * Discussion of agriculture, food production, and concerns about future shortages. * Encouragement for believers to remain grounded in God. 08:12 - Seeking God’s Protection During Difficult Times * Emphasis on trusting God and seeking His Kingdom. 08:33 - Technology, Algorithms, and Discernment * Discussion about media influence, online recommendations, and spiritual vigilance. * Encouragement to maintain discernment when consuming content. 10:17 - Christians at a Public Event * Reflection on Christian witness and humility. * Discussion of appropriate responses to perceived victories and opposition. 17:13 - Reading Through 2 Kings 14 * Observations about Jeroboam. * Discussion of names, legacy, and biblical examples. 21:42 - Reflections on Church Leadership * Discussion regarding accountability, discipleship, and leadership failures. * Importance of integrity and consistency. 26:10 - Testimony Concerning Morgellons Discussion * Personal recollection involving a pastor’s testimony. * Broader reflections on spiritual themes and discernment. 27:49 - Revisiting Previous Teachings * Discussion of earlier research, music symbolism, and prophetic interpretations. * Examination of ideas related to Revelation and Daniel. 45:50 - The Voynich Manuscript Discussion * Reflections on occult knowledge, symbolism, and spiritual warnings. * Discussion of historical mysteries and discernment. 48:47 - Call to Repentance * Strong appeal for humility, honesty, and repentance. * Warning against hypocrisy and spiritual pride. 52:24 - Closing Prayer * Prayer for conviction, repentance, and spiritual renewal. 53:01 - Praying from the High Places * Discussion of prayer walking and intercession over communities. * Encouragement to seek God and pray for transformation. 54:45 - Closing Remarks * Final encouragement and blessing. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Fallen!

I described these entities in today’s podcast, this was the closest I could come up with through Ai. Their eyes are a bit larger like the first onion head creature on the right… BUT THIS IS THEM! Todays podcast link: This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Use The Whole Quiver!

In this episode of Church of the Lost Sheep, Noah examines 2 Kings 13 and the final ministry of Elisha, drawing lessons from the life of Jehoahaz, the sins of Jeroboam, the death of Elisha, and the king’s failure to fully obey the prophetic instruction concerning the arrows of victory. This discussion explores biblical obedience, spiritual discernment, repentance, prophetic responsibility, the danger of complacency in the Kingdom of God, and how believers should remain faithful in an age increasingly shaped by technology, artificial intelligence, deception, and spiritual confusion. Topics include:• The death of Elisha and the arrows of victory (2 Kings 13)• The legacy of Jeroboam and the consequences of compromise• The Parable of the Talents and Kingdom stewardship• Spiritual warfare and the Sword of the Spirit• Principalities, powers, and rulers of darkness• The Beast, Babylon, and prophetic passages from Daniel and Revelation• Discernment regarding AI and technological influence• Biblical repentance and returning to the fear of the Lord• Prayer, revival, and standing firm in Jesus Christ• The difference between true faith and religious formality Scriptures Referenced: 2 Kings 13English: “Take the arrows... Strike the ground.”Hebrew: קַח הַחִצִּים ... הַךְ אַרְצָה(Qaḥ haḥiṣṣîm ... hakh ʾarṣāh) Matthew 25:14–30English: “Well done, good and faithful servant.”Greek: Εὖ, δοῦλε ἀγαθὲ καὶ πιστέ(Eu, doule agathe kai piste) Ephesians 6:17English: “The sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God.”Greek: τὴν μάχαιραν τοῦ πνεύματος, ὅ ἐστιν ῥῆμα θεοῦ(tēn machairan tou pneumatos, ho estin rhēma theou) 1 John 4:2–3English: “Every spirit that confesses Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God.”Greek: πᾶν πνεῦμα ὃ ὁμολογεῖ Ἰησοῦν Χριστὸν ἐν σαρκὶ ἐληλυθότα ἐκ τοῦ θεοῦ ἐστιν(pan pneuma ho homologei Iēsoun Christon en sarki elēluthota ek tou theou estin) Daniel 7:12English: “Their lives were prolonged for a season and a time.”Aramaic: וְאַרְכָה בְחַיִּין יְהִיבַת לְהוֹן(wəʾarkhā bəḥayyīn yəhīvat ləhōn) Revelation 18:23English: “By your sorcery all the nations were deceived.”Greek: ἐν τῇ φαρμακείᾳ σου ἐπλανήθησαν πάντα τὰ ἔθνη(en tē pharmakeia sou eplanēthēsan panta ta ethnē) Revelation 19:20English: “The beast was captured, and with him the false prophet.”Greek: καὶ ἐπιάσθη τὸ θηρίον καὶ μετ’ αὐτοῦ ὁ ψευδοπροφήτης(kai epiasthē to thērion kai met’ autou ho pseudoprophētēs) 1 John 4:4English: “Greater is He that is in you than he that is in the world.”Greek: μείζων ἐστὶν ὁ ἐν ὑμῖν(meizōn estin ho en hymin) Matthew 10:16English: “Be wise as serpents and harmless as doves.”Greek: φρόνιμοι ὡς οἱ ὄφεις καὶ ἀκέραιοι ὡς αἱ περιστεραί(phronimoi hōs hoi opheis kai akeraioi hōs hai peristerai) Join the discussion as we examine Scripture, prophecy, spiritual warfare, repentance, and the call to remain faithful to Jesus Christ in a rapidly changing world. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Baby Rapers Are Going Down

In this episode of Church of the Lost Sheep, Noah dives into Matthew 10 and the words of Jesus Christ concerning confession of faith, discipleship, persecution, and the cost of following the Lord. Drawing from Psalm 23 and other scriptures, Noah discusses the importance of publicly standing for Christ, remaining faithful during trials, and trusting God in the midst of spiritual battles. The conversation also explores Christian marriage, biblical masculinity and femininity, the Proverbs 31 woman, and the blessings that come from honoring God’s design for the family. Along the way, Noah shares personal testimony, prophetic reflections, and encouragement for believers seeking to walk boldly in obedience to Jesus Christ. Topics include:• Matthew 10 and confessing Christ before men• Psalm 23 and God’s protection• Spiritual warfare and discernment• Christian marriage and biblical family roles• The Proverbs 31 woman• Faithfulness in difficult times• Prophetic observations and personal testimony• Standing firm in Christ in an increasingly hostile world “Whoever therefore shall confess Me before men, him will I confess also before My Father which is in heaven.” — Matthew 10:32 If this message encourages you, please like, share, subscribe, and make sure to leave a comment stating your confession for Jesus Christ who came in the flesh. You are accountable if you read this, or if you claim some form of being absolved because you didn’t get all the way through but knew it was here, your still accountable, so you better leave that comment. The only people absolved are the righteous who confess him boldly, and those who didn’t listen all the way by mistake. This also includes everyone who is screening this podcast through a middleman, whether Ai or someone else who for example states, “Don’t watch all the way through/skip to so and so part…” with the intent to bypass the word of the Lord. Most importantly, continue seeking the Lord Jesus Christ with all your heart. Blood money and Filthy Lucher is cursed! #JesusChrist #Matthew10 #Psalm23 #ChristianPodcast #BibleStudy #ChristianLiving #SpiritualWarfare #Prophecy #Faith #ChurchOfTheLostSheep #Discipleship #ChristianMarriage S5A 9SA This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit churchofthelostsheep.substack.com [https://churchofthelostsheep.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]