Arousing Catalogues & The Return of Fleshy Seagull

Dougie helps a lady who has begun producing cheese on various parts of her body. We hear about an elderly gentleman who is getting nostalgic about the self gratification aides of yesteryear and Dougie is confronted by a colleague about his behaviour in the staff toilets. Fleshy Seagull comes back into the studio to right a few wrongs and sing a new song....