Unexpected Absurdity

We're traveling to the island of Great Britain to explore some of the rudest named places in the UK in honor of the late Queen Elizabeth II's cheeky side. All of them would have made her blush, but she was their queen too, so put on your little boy pants and let's enjoy some maps and dirty jokes! 👍 If you enjoyed this juvenile jaunt through the UK in England and Scotland, please leave a like. If it’s too challenging to hit the thumbs up, no worries at all - just hit subscribe instead. 🗓 Itinerary 00:00 Intro 02:10 Sh!tterton 04:21 Happy Bottom and A!s Hill 04:31 Sandy B!lls 05:27 C!cking 07:28 Pratt's Bottom 08:07 Fingringhoe 09:24 Wh!res Wood 09:53 Toker's Green 10:15 Stonor 10:31 Britain's Bermuda Triangle 11:27 Pen!stone 11:55 B!tchfield 12:47 Upperth!ng, Netherth!ng, Th!ngsbridge 13:48 Wetw!ng 15:25 Plumbland 15:58 Bonkle 16:21 Dull 16:48 Tongue 17:54 Tw!tt 18:53 Conclusion

Yes, I really read aloud the entire 6,400-word article. As we meet at the crossroads of wry sarcasm and insufferable celebrity worship cringe, we will ask: on which of these two paths is this piece? What were these people paid $125M for? And why do they want to believe they're suffering so badly? I was left basically speechless, so this is a bit of a one-off with no commentary. The Original Article Meghan of Montecito [https://www.thecut.com/article/meghan-markle-profile-interview.html] by Allison P. Davis, published in The Cut on August 29, 2022 To Allison P. Davis: please take no offense at this video/attempt at humor; I enjoyed reading your article and found it to be an interesting window into Meghan Markle :) To my three viewers: please appreciate the writer and don't be hating. Best bits * 00:00 Intro * 02:23 Climate-controlled and marshmallowy * 02:47 Meghan Markle's secret * 06:35 The tiny Bachelor producer * 07:04 Content, babyyy * 09:48 Bombshells, and racism against babies * 11:04 Blowouts and orgies * 12:09 A tony typo * 12:24 Millionaires feel poor * 13:07 Romantic palm trees * 13:40 Healing for $14.65M * 14:25 Advice to little girls * 15:43 Harry earns himself so many points * 16:31 World's weirdest office * 17:57 What $125M in contracts gets you * 18:33 WTF were they paid for? * 20:33 Creepy * 21:22 Did you learn this? I didn't * 24:49 The hard life of a millionaire * 27:26 Endless humblebrags * 28:33 This paragraph followed by this photo * 29:35 "Uncomfortable" * 30:14 More pretending to be poor * 30:21 Meghan = Mandela * 31:10 The writer predicts this video * 33:10 The most mundane paragraph of all time * 33:51 Generosity, caught conveniently by a reporter * 35:10 The beatboxing bit from the intro * 35:41 Still healing * 35:52 "Do you like that?" * 36:24 The hilarious conclusion

🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where groundhogs terrorize neighborhoods, furries lose their fur, and nude men attack Burger Kings. Join us for our fourth trip to the weird underworld of crime! * 00:00 Welcome! * 00:35 The app has changed * 01:08 First crime of the day * 01:31 How to lose your street cred * 02:22 Assault by forklift * 03:10 Six women and a Nissan Sentra * 04:26 Aggressive groundhog * 05:01 Is this your dog? * 06:10 Lost airpod * 07:21 Nude man at Burger King * 08:30 Stormtroopers IRL * 09:23 Conclusion Burger King parking lot image: Michael Rivera, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes.

🤪 We're back, this time across the pond for a silly time in small town Belgium. Come to sample some Silly beer, see some Silly candidates, have a Silly Christmas, and see a very Silly workout video. And an extremely Silly town website. 👍 Please like or subscribe if you enjoyed! Or view the video on YouTube. [https://youtu.be/uR89JHsTY-k] * 00:00 Hello * 01:14 Silly, Belgium Wikipedia page (Picard!) * 02:37 Town hall and flag * 02:56 A message from Hot Dog With A Wand (to like and subscribe) * 03:06 Google maps * 03:59 Street view * 05:50 The Silly town website * 07:09 Silly in the news * 07:53 The Silly YouTube channel * 08:51 I cry with laughter * 11:00 Silly, World War I, and beer

🚨 The Citizen app alerts you to nearby crimes, but it's also where Fight Club happens in a grocery store basement, toads get arrested, and people upload videos of their feet. So come - let us tour some of the funniest incidents together. For the third time! Let me know if you enjoyed the best of the Citizen app. Which crime was most funny to you? 👍 Please like or subscribe if you enjoyed! Previous Citizen app videos with more funny crimes: ------------------ Busted 1: WHAT DID YOU GET BUSTED FOR?? https://youtu.be/yRSqH0x7dok [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRSqH0x7dok&t=0s] Busted 2: Crazies Out In Full Force https://youtu.be/gPmkjnN-GbU [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmkjnN-GbU&t=0s] ------------------ 🗓 Partial itinerary ------------------ 00:00 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=0s] Welcome! 00:35 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=35s] First crime of the day 01:15 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=75s] Wooden sticks 02:24 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=144s] Fashionable theft 02:43 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=163s] Drive-by fruiting 03:31 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=211s] Raccoon vs. world 04:02 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=242s] Toxic masculinity 04:59 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=299s] Rock, Paper, Scissors 06:01 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=361s] Public works protest 06:44 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=404s] Fight Club 07:00 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=420s] A lucky 420 07:25 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=445s] Good boy goes to Walgreens 07:53 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=473s] A bar fight 09:09 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=549s] Best unfounded report ever 09:42 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=582s] Foot-age 10:07 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=607s] How to make a spear 10:34 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=634s] Rogue toad 11:38 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4FdUfMyf8&t=698s] A chair wielder ------------------ 🎵 Music (all licensed through Epidemic Sound) ------------------ Intro and outro music: Eastern Shades by Matt Large ------------------ 🎨 Resources ------------------ Select images and other content licensed through Envato Elements, Pexels, Wikimedia Commons, and Pixabay. Memes are... well, memes. ------------------ ❤️ Special Thanks ------------------ Big thanks to the Citizen app from which to make content. This video would be quite literally nowhere without it.