Wieners and Lies

Sauna Money

Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's. The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, groaning while standing up, calling it "the Book of Faces." There's also a rescue mission after one host gets stuck on the floor for two and a half hours in the Harry Potter line at Universal. And they crack open a list of rich people things you can actually pull off on a budget. Saunas, tailored clothes, nine dollar wine that tastes like a million bucks, and cheesecake slices the size of your head. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Psycho Peacock

Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made the list. Then things take a turn when the news drops that a daily hot dog could mean an eighteen percent bump in colorectal cancer, so Joey Chestnut, stay safe out there. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Rally Countdown Begins

The gang's still nursing that America's 250th birthday hangover, and they're not sure what to do with their hands now that the fireworks have faded. Meanwhile, Leslie's gone completely dark since she skipped town on the 2nd, so a rescue mission is officially in the works if she doesn't text back by Friday. And the countdown to the 86th annual Sturgis Rally is on, with the crew already buzzing about the biggest music festival in the world rolling back into town. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Sparkler Scars

Houston and Stitch ring in America's 250th birthday with a full tank of patriotic energy and zero filter. They draft their own fix-it list for the country and things get spicy fast, from term limits to healthcare. Then Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce pick the biggest weekend of the year to tie the knot, and the guys dig into why this country turns celebrities into royalty. They wrap it up with real fireworks safety numbers, plus Houston's sparkler scar story that'll make you think twice before grabbing one. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Houston's Final Request

Stitch and Houston count down to tonight's 500 drone light show over Rapid City, complete with guesses about what shapes might show up 600 feet in the sky. Then they break down the wedding takeover happening at Madison Square Garden for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, castle staircases and all. And somewhere in there, Houston shares exactly where he wants his ashes scattered, which is not a normal answer. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.