202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)

205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)

THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Presale NOW with Patreon code ON SALE June 17th @ 8am PST see you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper. * Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN [https://bit.ly/PPPTRN]       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) * Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com [http://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT [https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT] * Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXdBckxlaTFQczlGN3pCbmQ4eWJURHFJSFBrQXxBQ3Jtc0tsZERzWkRXejNuNjBIbFc1T3RhZ0ZaNVRSeV9QQXNLZnJKRWhpcHdZRThqdGg3UlVkLWhrdUFJdnZSRFJ4VGJTdUZEOVcxblhQcmJnTW5xLVlob3RkZ3N3Nk84MGVIZ0tVVDNsTm5iNFRfc2NxSy1vNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FMilesbonYT&v=V--lsAVcf3o] * Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram [https://bit.ly/PPPodGram] * Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person [https://gumball.fm/shows/perfect-person/633cd3c44a9be3fd97a0fece] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ [https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN [https://bit.ly/PPPTRN]       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) * Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com [http://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT [https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT] * Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXdBckxlaTFQczlGN3pCbmQ4eWJURHFJSFBrQXxBQ3Jtc0tsZERzWkRXejNuNjBIbFc1T3RhZ0ZaNVRSeV9QQXNLZnJKRWhpcHdZRThqdGg3UlVkLWhrdUFJdnZSRFJ4VGJTdUZEOVcxblhQcmJnTW5xLVlob3RkZ3N3Nk84MGVIZ0tVVDNsTm5iNFRfc2NxSy1vNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FMilesbonYT&v=V--lsAVcf3o] * Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram [https://bit.ly/PPPodGram] * Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person [https://gumball.fm/shows/perfect-person/633cd3c44a9be3fd97a0fece] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)

Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ [https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN [https://bit.ly/PPPTRN]       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) * Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com [http://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT [https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT] * Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXdBckxlaTFQczlGN3pCbmQ4eWJURHFJSFBrQXxBQ3Jtc0tsZERzWkRXejNuNjBIbFc1T3RhZ0ZaNVRSeV9QQXNLZnJKRWhpcHdZRThqdGg3UlVkLWhrdUFJdnZSRFJ4VGJTdUZEOVcxblhQcmJnTW5xLVlob3RkZ3N3Nk84MGVIZ0tVVDNsTm5iNFRfc2NxSy1vNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FMilesbonYT&v=V--lsAVcf3o] * Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram [https://bit.ly/PPPodGram] * Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person [https://gumball.fm/shows/perfect-person/633cd3c44a9be3fd97a0fece] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)

Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ [https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN [https://bit.ly/PPPTRN]       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) * Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com [http://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT [https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT] * Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXdBckxlaTFQczlGN3pCbmQ4eWJURHFJSFBrQXxBQ3Jtc0tsZERzWkRXejNuNjBIbFc1T3RhZ0ZaNVRSeV9QQXNLZnJKRWhpcHdZRThqdGg3UlVkLWhrdUFJdnZSRFJ4VGJTdUZEOVcxblhQcmJnTW5xLVlob3RkZ3N3Nk84MGVIZ0tVVDNsTm5iNFRfc2NxSy1vNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FMilesbonYT&v=V--lsAVcf3o] * Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram [https://bit.ly/PPPodGram] * Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person [https://gumball.fm/shows/perfect-person/633cd3c44a9be3fd97a0fece] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)

Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum.  Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/ [https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN [https://bit.ly/PPPTRN]       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) * Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com [http://perfectpersoncoffee.com/] * Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT [https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT] * Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXdBckxlaTFQczlGN3pCbmQ4eWJURHFJSFBrQXxBQ3Jtc0tsZERzWkRXejNuNjBIbFc1T3RhZ0ZaNVRSeV9QQXNLZnJKRWhpcHdZRThqdGg3UlVkLWhrdUFJdnZSRFJ4VGJTdUZEOVcxblhQcmJnTW5xLVlob3RkZ3N3Nk84MGVIZ0tVVDNsTm5iNFRfc2NxSy1vNA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2FMilesbonYT&v=V--lsAVcf3o] * Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram [https://bit.ly/PPPodGram] * Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person [https://gumball.fm/shows/perfect-person/633cd3c44a9be3fd97a0fece] via Gumball.fm [http://gumball.fm/] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].