Preps, Snacks, & Petty Pleasures

The Veggie Shape Shifters!

I know what you're thinking!!! An episode about vegetables?!?! That's gonna suck!!! But no, there is some great information and whole lot of fun happening here! Don't believe it? Watch and listen!

The Sauce Bosses!!

Dry keto meals are a crime against humanity, so we’re staging an intervention. In this episode, we break down everything from a homemade ranch manifesto to a copycat Texas Roadhouse pork chop sauce, while exposing supermarket "tomato candy" for the sugar trap it is.The catch? Every time someone accidentally says the word "DIP," they have to take a "Sanity Sip" live on air. Grab a drink, pinkies up, and let's find out who said the magic word so much they got stuck doing all the damn dishes.

The How To Hit List

Fast, furious, and highly chaotic. This week, we’re facing a brutal 60-second interrogation, busting keto myths at breakneck speed, and guessing net carbs under a 5-second countdown. Grab a drink and keep those pinkies up—the timer is running! ⏱️👑

Gourmet Keto On A Shoe String Budget!!

Tonight, we’re drinking boxed wine because egg prices require a line of credit. 🥂💸 We are dragging the "Keto Elite" and their $14 almond flour to prove you don't need a trust fund to stay in ketosis.Learn how to eat like royalty on a budget with cheap fast-food copycats and the debut of The Alan Casserole. Keep your standards high, your grocery bill low, and pop those pinkies up!👉 Live cooking class this Saturday at 1 PM!

The Keto Multiverse!!!

One kitchen, two completely different atmospheric zones. This week, we’re breaking down the Keto Multiverse—from Alan’s disciplined 30g net carb science to Dyron’s "living my best life at 100g of carbs" lifestyle. Whether you’re checking decimals on a spinach leaf, rolling through the drive-thru for bunless patties, or running from a head of broccoli with the Carnivores, find out which low-carb identity crisis fits you best. Pinkies up, ladies and gentlemen!