Richard and Steve's Podcast

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2f/b1/61/movietalk/1400x1400_3405897.jpg] I am God. Not the god of love, but God Almighty. I massacred the Amalekites and the Seven Nations of Canaan. I hacked Agag to pieces and blasted the barren fig tree, for the day of vengeance is in my heart. You lunar jackass, she betrayed you... guilty, guilty, guilty. The punishment is death. I've finally been processed. They made me adjust... to modern times. This is 1888, isn't it? I'm Jack. Cunning Jack. Quiet Jack. Jack whose sword never sleeps. Hats off, I'm Jack. Not the good shepherd. Not the prince of peace. I'm red Jack, spring-heeled Jack. Jack from hell. Trade name: Jack the Ripper.

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2f/b1/61/movietalk/1400x1400_3144214.jpg] Questions asked, questions answered:- What is the best gay novel of the year? What was the secret of the Hitler diaries? Where in the world is Stephen Leslie Parkes? What are the themes of the show? What are their initials? What excuse is Matthew Stogdon giving us this time? Yes, but can you say it three times fast? What's happening this Saturday? Band or football? Where is the official post Norwich gay pride event being held? Who is Big Daddy? Who do Marc Almond, Holly Johnson, Stephen Fry, Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Derren Brown, Elton John, David Furnish, Boy George, Chris Moyles, Peter Tatchell, Ian MacKellan, David Tennant, Neil Patrick Harris, Lady Gaga, Stephen Leslie Parkes and Simon Amstell think they are? Really? What is 'e' for? Good job or bad job? What jobs get no respect? What are the employment opportunities for a 69 year old Russian woman on the Pacific rim? Should mayors be doing this? Which Russian town has Ipswich been twinned with? Where is the gayest place on earth? What stopped Steve going to Castro street? What's Fisherman's Wharf really like? Is the Bushman a legitimate threat? Which one's the Flatiron building? Did you see the Presidio? NCIS or CSI? Why are people jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge? Really, women too? Which is worse, racism or mysogyny? Do you hold hands? Why not? What is Marley's new job? What you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you? Which one of the twelve steps is the hardest? What will the inhabitants of Crazytown USA do when they realise their top cop is an informant? What is the Anti-Lassie? Boom, it's OUTCAST RADIO. Who? Who's in the Fright Night remake? Who needs a shave? (It's Robertson Davies!)

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2f/b1/61/movietalk/1400x1400_2965128.jpg] IRON MAN 2 SPECIAL Oh yes, that's right, we've teamed up with the bloody boffins at Universal Pictures to offer our loyal listenership an insane Iron Man 2 giveaway. Just stay tuned to the end of the podcast for a free sample from the soundtrack to this Summer's biggest superhero movie. In other news, there are tips of the hat and wags of the fingers abound from Prof. Richard Sheppard and Stephen Leslie Parkes (a.k.a. The Nimmo Twins of comedy) in the latest edition of the Richard and Steve Show. Yes, we had a coalition government of a sinister, shifty, posh fop and a grinning, gurning homosexual chancer long before the Clegg and the Cameron set up a bunkbed together.

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2f/b1/61/movietalk/1400x1400_2828020.jpg] A short, sharp, sweet, sour shot across the bows of reality from Prof. Richard Sheppard and Stephen L. Parkes. The former is losing his voice, giving the latter free rein to quote from the bible, talk about testicles and generally talk trash and steal cash. More to come soon, keep them peeled.

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2f/b1/61/movietalk/1400x1400_2602875.jpg] People mentioned in this podcast:- Prof. Richard Sheppard Stephen Leslie Parkes Nana Moon Matthew Stogdon The Judderman k d lang Steve's boyfriend God Disapproving hawk Nude hawk handler Mr. Bojangles Alvin, Simon and Theodore DJ Chipmunk Eddi Reader E4 announcement guy MC Hammer Lionel Richie Unnamed Pittsburgh resident George Romero The police John Thomas The physicists amongst us Sigmund Freud Oedipus Steve's Mum Richard's Mum Carol Suzanne Staltari Unnamed Australian Constable Les Dawson The Chippendales Unnamed Staltari family member and Down Syndrome sufferer (male) Unnamed Staltair family member and Down Syndrome sufferer (female) Unnamed schoolmate of Stephen Leslie Parkes Homosexuals (generic) Jesus Christ Lady Vendetta Hayley Hatred Becky Lee Daffney Alison Danger Mia S. Nicole Paoli Jesse "Air" Jordan Kimberly "The Queen Of" Spades Andrea the Giant Skittlz Fruity Joose Brittany Force Sassy Stephie Angel Dust Vicky Gambino Samantha