Sean's foolproof way of dealing with door to door soliciting

You could have the rug that really tied the room together

Celebrity auctions are cool... just wish I had that kind of disposable income

Did this driver steal their cat or...

Was it his to begin with and he just brought it home

People are not getting knocked out by perfume in parking lots

At least according to Snopes

New meaning to "noisy neighhhhhh-bors"

Get it... NEIGH-bors...

Don't let your parents throw ANYHING away

Someone found a very valuable copy of Super Mario Brothers in the attic