Le Nookie Di Figaro!

Troubled Pairofdykes!

IT'S WUR$T GIRL WEEK! PUTCHA DRINKS UP!!! LADIES, WHO ON THEY PERIOD!?! It's a big week for us in the Thot Topics Universe-- a new SLAYYYTER album is finally upon us and we go as deep as humanly possible on all 14 tracks. Hold on to your it because it's about to be cranked! But that's certainly not all: a little bit of girly chitchat is in order regarding WEDDINGS, TAILORING, and THE GREATEST TWEETS OF ALL TIME. We hope you left room for dessert mama because we've got seconds in the oven! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. What is it like, to pay us five dollars on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics]?

Le Nookie Di Figaro!

Why it gotta be ARABesque girl!?! We're back and our form on the barre is than ever. Are you ready to kornbread jete onto center stage for a tasty weekend of Thot Topicking? There's SO MUCH on our minds this week... First, Nick has a few thoughts on his mind regarding THE VENMO/CASHAPP/ZELLE RACIAL DIVIDE and whether it's appropriate to bring your Nintendo Switch to work. We do a little bit of Critical Race Theory and a little bit of DEI while we're at it. But naturally there's more... In the final rush to OSCARS NIGHT, we issue our final official predictions for the turnout and issue a conspiracy theory of our own. Are the powers that be trying to thwart Chalamet? DOES anyone give a fuck about opera or ballet? SHOULD they? We unpack it all hunni. Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Pliése give us five dollars on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

28 Years Slayyyter!

The chile in me sees the chile in you... now, together, we can finally heal... Whether your daddy's in jail raising hell or your sister's on the corner selling something for sale, we've got something for YOU on this riveting episode of Thot Topics Podcast. But what's on the menu? I'm so very glad you asked... This week, we talk about THE ART OF FUJOING OUT [https://www.vulture.com/article/heated-rivalry-fujoshi-fan-fiction.html]: what makes gay guy sex so fun to straight women? Are the gay guys in the minds of the slash fiction enjoyer even gay guys? WHO CARES? Today, we do. More thoughts on Heated Rivalry and chick porn abound... But that's not all sweetheart: we talk about TOURETTE'S AT THE BAFTAs and a fun return to Obamastyle Twitter-- should you be punished for knowing about the N word and having Tourette's? The answer may surprise you... Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [https://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [https://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [https://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Fund our own Heated Rivalry remake on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

Debby Tirarmasfotos!

Bunny is a Rider? I thought he was Puerto Rican... FUCK! It's a Sunday... thankfully we've got a big beautiful brand new episode for precious little Thot Topics listeners all over the globe. It's coming right up so you better get this party started! First, we issue formal comment on Nick getting dragged within an inch of his life on Twitter by people who really enjoy the work of auteur filmmaker "Markiplier." We review IRON LUNG in earnest, and revisit CUTIES... the movie that makes you a pedophile! But that's not all: we get into the GRAMMYS and unpack all the winners and the many many many losers. It's a blast from start to finish... get to listenin'! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Please welcome Debby to the stage on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].

A Pawg's Purpose!

WALK A MILE IN OUR LOUBOUTINS... JOIN THE PATREON TODAY [https://patreon.com/thottopics] FOR A WEEKLY BONUS EPISODE AND BIWEEKLY PREMIUM EPS! ONLY 5 BUCKS YOUNG HO! When the pawg hits the conflicts he feels like a king. What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing... HAPPY JANTEENTH! Gather around the fireplace our little nieces and nephews because it's time for a story about a little black girl from the Brewster projects of Detroit, Michigan. This week, white girl rap is on the brain: we unpack SUNSHINE BENZI and Robyn's new song SEXISTENTIAL. What sort of white girl rap is the world willing to accept right now? What kind of white girl makes the perfect rapper? ALL is revealed in our ultimate theory... But that's not all-- we run down the list of GOLDEN GLOBES winners and make some light predictions for Oscar season, mourn the loss of our gaydars, and sooooo much more. Fasten your skeetbelt! Follow the girls on Twitter @VLRTUALBOY [http://twitter.com/vlrtualboy] and @YOURE2BASIC, [http://twitter.com/youre2basic] and the official pod Insta @th0tstarsxo [http://instagram.com/th0tstarsxo]. Walk a mile in our louboutins on Patreon [http://patreon.com/thottopics].