Apple's Useless AI, Jensen Saves The Market, Saylor's Worst Decision, The "Ozempic Decade", How To Save Pumpfun - Threadguy: June 9th, 2026

Claude Fable Drops, Preparing For The SpaceX IPO, Dating Robots Are Here, Knicks Watchparties Are Back, The Return Of IRL Trade - Threadguy: June 9th, 2026

Thread returns from the Knicks street watch parties and opens with his case for a couple year era of peak American excellence. From there it's the robot trade nobody can actually buy, a hunt for the bottleneck stocks behind the boom, a SpaceX IPO game plan, Claude Fable 5 dropping mid-stream, and US strikes on Iran landing live on air.

Apple's Useless AI, Jensen Saves The Market, Saylor's Worst Decision, The "Ozempic Decade", How To Save Pumpfun - Threadguy: June 9th, 2026

Back from a family graduation to a Friday crash everyone already forgot, the Knicks ticket he fumbled by two minutes, and the case against Saylor's $2 billion Bitcoin sale. Then a pump.fun teardown, Jensen's full Korea pump tour, the WWDC Siri roast, Trump floating AI equity stakes, and the IRL events mega trade, from Monaco's peak wealth to the Ozempic fitness boom.

I Rebranded, Saylor Is Selling Bitcoin, Jensen Huang Is Cool, Tulip King Interview, Zcash's Exploit, The War That Never Ended - Threadguy: June 3rd, 2026

Threadguy marks ten months and a full rebrand, suits and all, on one of the ugliest Bitcoin days yet: why every Saylor buy now reads as exit liquidity, ETH cratering since Hoffman sold, and the war-and-oil Groundhog Day that won't quit. Plus the only CEO worth liking, the quantum IPO about to own the stream doc, and Tulip King breaking down the Zcash exploit.

Tulip King on Selling Bitcoin For The First Time, ZEC's Exploit, Bitcoin & Quantum And More

Counterparty's own Tulip King joins Threadguy for the first interview on the new overlays to break down the Zcash exploit that rattled crypto: how a ZK-circuit bug let someone quietly mint phantom tokens, why the fix exposed a centralization problem most holders missed, and what it taught him about the value of a network that does nothing. He gets into the Bitcoin trade he swore he'd never make, his contrarian case for letting quantum run its course, where the real returns are hiding in low-cap crypto, and the privacy-by-choice thesis. Closes on why Bitcoin, for all the carnage, is still destiny.

Stocks Are Insane, Jensen Bullposts MRVL, Pokemon Gacha Is Winning, YouTubers Run Hollywood, Bitcoin Is Cooked - Threadguy: June 2nd, 2026

A dark day in Crypto with Bitcoin cliffing, but stocks are euphoric: Threadguy apes Marvell after Jensen calls it the next trillion dollar stock, Victoria's Secret rips 47%, and Google drops an $80 billion raise. Plus the barnacle oil trade, the Pokemon gacha machine, why the Citron founder got jailed for short selling, and the case that YouTubers are taking over Hollywood.