Porterhouse People Of The Week For June 9th

Small Town Crime Wave For June 22nd

June 14th – City of Eau Claire  A person living next to soccer fields complained about soccer parents parking on the road near his house. When the Police arrived, he was yelling out his windows at soccer parents. Plus he had spit on the parked cars and wound up arrested for Disorderly conduct  June 14th – City of Platteville  After a one vehicle rollover, the occupants got out, removed all of their personal belongings and paperwork from the car, and were picked up by another car. An officer went to the registered owner's house, and he told police he was the driver who left the scene, because he wanted to take a shower before reporting the crash.   June 14th – City of Brookfield  There was a report of an ATV vs couch at an outdoor party. It said that a couple on the couch were injured, we know nothing else about this other than that alcohol was involved. You'd think it was the ATV that crashed into the couch but if booze was involved, perhaps it was the couch that ran into the ATV instead..... This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

WOTW: Fast And Furious Wannabe

You can organize a street takeover or you can own a machine gun but both? I mean you'll get in trouble for either one but you're gonna get in REAL trouble for both. Ricky Alcantara-Hernandez did both... which is why he's our Weenie Of The Week.

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Carlos Mencia

I enjoy that Los Angeles County District Attorney, Nathan Hochman, using the word "scofflaw" when talking about Carlos Mencia dodging taxes for over 6 years. I don't enjoy that Mr. Mencia might go to jail for 10 years for doing so. I don't like taxes either but jail seems gross so for not doing what every other American has to do, Carlos should feel shame, shame, shame.

TSA vs Ranch Dressing

A lot of foreigner's are in America for the World Cup and a lot of foreigner's are just discovering ranch dressing for the first time ever and are LOVING it. The TSA are here to remind people that full bottles of ranch are not allowed in carry-ons. What a time to be alive.

All About Father's Day

Dad jokes, a top 10 and more for Father's Day!