28: Ol' Jim McCloud, RIP (Star Fox 64 3D)

28: Ol' Jim McCloud, RIP (Star Fox 64 3D)

A meteor hit New York City while Joe and Luke were in there for an Adult Film convention and it released an alien parasite that ravaged the city and mere minutes. Joe and Luke were immune because of their huge muscles and had to spend the whole week beating alien scum to death with their bear hands. They were also bit by radioactive bears (as kids) which granted them with the ability to transform into bear, but just in their hands. They beat over a million alien scum to death with their bear hands and saved the mayor and freed the city. There was a huge parade and they got the key to city from the mayor. This took like a full couple weeks or whatever and THAT is why this episode is late. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

27: Live from the Provincial Center in Newark (Hatsune Miku Project Mirai DX)

This one is a day late. who cares? Time is a meaningless construct that we stake a good part of our existence on and for what? So we can be stressed in rush hour that we are going to be late for our jobs that don't matter? Tomorrow is yesterday, next week is Thursday, who cares. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

26: We Played a lot of Lego Games: Part 2

I don't got nothing this week. These boys talk about Lego AGAIN. It's just like, when is enough enough y'know? There is only so much anecdotal Lego stuff I can prattle on about before I run out of gas. Smash that comment. button or whatever the hell. I don't care. Call me when you get home. I love you. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com

25: We Played A Lot of Lego Games: Part 1

Did you guys ever get Mega Bloks instead of Legos? They were always like a little cheaper and your grandma would get them because she'd be like "they won't know the difference." But the plastic is a little bit different and then if you mix them with your other Legos they'd never quite fit right? They also had more of a rounded cobblestone type edge instead of the flush Lego edge so they didn't really match either. Although, Mega Bloks did do this cool dragon set and they released a movie called Dragons Fire and Ice which I remember thinking was pretty neat. However, I did just watch the trailer and it looks like straight hot garbo which begs the question, did the movie change, or did I? What happened to the bright eyed whimsical lens in which I used to see the world? Have I been morphed with age into a Mega Block who doesn't quite fit in with the flushed edges of what is around me? Things used to be so simple man.

24: Kup and The Cheesecake Robot (Transformers: Dark of Moon Stealth Force)

A lot of folks give Michael Bay a hard time because he has never made a good movie, but to that I ask, have you ever actually seen a Michael Bay movie other than Transformers? I sure as heck haven't. Maybe 2005's The Island starring Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson beats absolute balls. Set in the dystopian future of 2019, one dude a week gets to leave to an island that is like not contaminated with sick or something? Sounds cool. Could be a really good flick actually. But here's the thing, it's impossible to know, because I'm never going to watch it and you are never going to watch it. We could be sitting on a treasure trove of cinema courtesy of Mike Bay and it is literally impossible to know. How sad is that? What a disgrace man. 3dyespodcast@gmail.com