A Tidy Splash of Wallace

The California Primary

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2b/59/e2/brian-wallace/1400x1400_11453744.jpg] The California Voter Information Guide was recently published, and I've decided to highlight some of the lesser-known candidates for US Senate. If any of them get more than 10 votes, I'll have to consider a political career. I think I could get around 11. Apologies for the disruptive background noise in this episode... I recently made some changes to my recording space, and there must be a screw loose somewhere. Rest assured, there will be a several loose screws on the ballot June 7. Get your guide at: voterguide.sos.ca.gov

The Confession

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2b/59/e2/brian-wallace/1400x1400_11329369.jpeg] When a couple moves to California, one of them is bound to go through some changes. Seems like that's the only thing you can predict. Just be gentle. www.actorbrianwallace.com

Bonus Burst! A Cut Joke Restored

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2b/59/e2/brian-wallace/1400x1400_11329369.jpeg] In the year's first episode, about two hipsters lamenting the passing of David Bowie, I originally included a joke that I then decided to take out before the upload. But in the spirit of springtime, I'm sharing it here-- but only with loyal subscribers to the podcast. So let's keep this between us. It's what hipsters would do.

Third Degree "Bern"

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2b/59/e2/brian-wallace/1400x1400_11256519.jpg] Bernie Sanders wants to provide the country with free higher education. Until that happens, wouldn't it be great if college worked like this?

Hipsters' Lament

itunes pic [https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/2b/59/e2/brian-wallace/1400x1400_11163000.jpg] When David Bowie fans meet Facebook, the performance really begins. And don't dare call yourself one unless you've got the underground Hello Kitty sessions featuring Ray Wifflewax.