Babe Patrol

Holiday Extravaganza PART DEUX!

HELLO PART DEUX. It is 2026 and we'd love to say new year, same sh!t, but we just captured a country's president. New year, new sh!t!! In this part two of two, we take on the Year of the Horse and its attending intricacies! First, we do a leeeetle tarot card reading for the Babe Patrol Collective! If you hate this, it is ok, we are never likely to do it again! After that, we move onto constructing the BABE "Bingo" Card for 2026, and we share our predictions for this already wackadoodle year. Predictions range from pop culture to global politics to extraterrestrials. We'll be knocking these off the list as they arise over the next year! Next, we revive the ol' Top Several segment and, with so much of winter remaining, we list off our Top Several Cozy Movies. There is overlap, as to be expected. As usual, Ash's are commercial hits and Lauren's are weird Christmas choices from Wales, or something. Finally, we give you a bunch of orgs doing great work in our community for you to consider donating to in the new year! We love these orgs and their hard and wonderful work. Shout out to mutual aid!! We were stoked to hang with you all for this little winter interlude!! The BABES LOVE YOU. AND BY THE WAY, the Lips Phone is BACK UP at 1-208-352-2482, so text or call us on to let us know which cozy movies are your fave or email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #kittery #kitterymaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh

Holiday Extravaganza Part ONE!

HELLO. Happiest Holidays to you, from us! We hope you are surviving the weird liminal space between Christmas & New Year's Eve. We decided to make a little Holiday Extravaganza two-parter to support you (and keep ourselves sane). We did zero editing, and we talked as much as we wanted to. In this first part, we gossip! If you've been wondering about the Great Kittery-York Land War, we gossiped a bunch about that and our dual hatred of CONDOS. Then a few commercial land use local gossips, and LAUREN's niece has a BOYFRIEND. So we, for sure, got the deets on that sitch. We trade holiday recipes and will upload the recipes to the Instagram over the coming days. And we discuss fan conspiracy theories about famed Christmas movie, The Holiday. Fair warning--it gets weird. We're stoked to hang with you, and we'll be dropping a Part Deux...at some point here. BY THE WAY, the Lips Phone is BACK UP at 1-208-352-2482, so text or call us on to let us know which holiday recipes are your fave or email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.

Finale! Pharmaceutical Quality Totalitarian Nightmares!

We lost the plot for a second there, so this is LATE! But here is the FINALE! OK WE LOVE YOU BYE!

On This, the Day of My Mother's Bequeefing?!

Steph drops by the studio (Ash's kitchen) for the penultimate episode of the season & shares a gossip about a battle over a stone bench. Lauren gossips about one million things too numerous to mention, but including beef between an erotica writer and Market Basket. And Ash tells a story about Goose on the Loose, a monitor lizard "gripping the community." Ash reads reviews of a joint she has some old beef with, and everyone laments the fall of Rite Aid. The psychological probe this week is a three-parter, so get some paper and a pen or open your Notes app, and let's get into the feeeeeels. And finally, Steph shares out of her teen journals. Sorry the audio levels are weird on this one! The Lips Phone is still down, but let us know your top three songs by emailing us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, following us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #newmarket #newmarketnh #monitorlizard #propanetank #dumpculture

SO Cool to Have a Boy-Girl Party

One of the most critical things you can do when you are a middle school girl is to give your crush a code name. Hell, the Babes STILL do this. And in this episode, you'll hear multiple code names AND you can see diagrams of the code names on Instagram via a middle school note to Lauren. In this week's installment, Lauren gossips about the famous people who have apparently visited Maine this summer, and Ash tells a busybody's gossip about a contentious city council race! The Babes take a psychological quiz, and then get RIGHT to it for I Could Just Diary in which we all hear the first BOY NOTE of the pod and hear about Ash's first high school boyfriend, Josiah. Then Lauren REALLY brings it home with a note SHE wrote but never gave to Molly, and it is incredible. It actually refers to her and three of her friends as "the 4 Cools." Omg. The Lips Phone is still down, but let us know if you've tried the new La Crotch by emailing us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, following us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com