Girls Next Door

Steph's Big Announcement 💕

G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic. Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era. After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar." To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes. The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢

Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher. Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps. Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

We Block, Rebuild and Move On ✨

Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on. To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf. Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and share with your neighbours!

It's Over... Holly's Break-Up 💔

In our most personal episode yet, Holly opens up about the end of her "girls' group chat holiday romance." From the fast-tracked reality of living together to the red flags she couldn't ignore, we’re pulling back the curtain on why some relationships are simply not sustainable. We dive into the "inevitable" three-month mark, the drain on personal energy, and the bizarre world of post-breakup burner accounts and fake narratives. Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: The Burn Book, where we list the behaviors we are leaving behind for good. Stick around for Breakup Confessions, including a wild story of mutual cheating and a high-stakes dog-napping for the sake of "Pickles" the Dachshund. We wrap things up with a "Take Him Back or Walk Away" quick-fire round and a fairy tarot card reading that points to a very bright future.

Holly's Big Surprise, Gen Z Flirts & The Ant Eater 🐜

This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test. Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion.