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Instant Experts S2 Ep 58 - DAYLIGHT ROBBERY EDITION! President Trump and Treasurer Chalmers Rob Taxpayers Again!

Send us a text here! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2448742/fan_mail/new] Video version here!: https://youtu.be/6g42KgVyH6o [https://youtu.be/6g42KgVyH6o] In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons, we celebrate dodgy blokes stealing cash by the bushel! 1. President Trump sues himself, settles with himself, and pardons himself in one smooth motion! But don’t worry, the $1.776 billion only came from the departments fighting Ebola and the Hantavirus! 2. Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers taxes the farnarkle out of everybody only to discover it (a) don’t win no votes and (b) is really farking stupid! 3. Meanwhile Henry Lee lures his wife, and kids, into a sure-fire tax-free investment scheme called LOSING CASH WITH THE BOOKIES Pull up a pew at the Pewsey Pub, Pewsey Inn, Pewsey Hotel, Pewsey Pint-Pourer, or just get away from it all at the Pewsey Microbrewery, and enjoy the show all of Pewsey, and Darwin, is talking about! Which is exactly 2 people:  * “Rare Unit” Trump goes to China and discovers “Rare Earth” Xi has more cards than a Heard Island Penguin has pilchards! * Mahmoud Ahmejinedad’s dismembered leg, citing balance issues, politely declines Israel’s offer to make him First Leg of all Persia!  * Todd Blanche signs off deal with Todd Blanche to compensate Todd Blanche for waking up every day and being Todd Blanche. A friendless crook who will rot in Hell! * And a flu-addled Honk dials in from his Cotswolds haven, Pee-in-the-Lake, en route to his Paris bolthole, Je-Suis-Un-Rockstar! It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, and the C*nts of the Week! Between Reform UK and Grave Robbers of Bondi it’s a smorgasbord of inanity, f*ckwittery and chicanery, hosted by your Donkeys-In-Chief, The Honk and Henry Lee.  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots (see immediately above) Say hi to us by email at: gday@instantexperts.com.au Or be heard everywhere from UConn to the Yukon with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au [http://www.instantexperts.com.au/]   All complaints to: saxophoneinthejungle@taiwanmatt.wtf?! Or just wait 6 months and ask for Xi Audio produced, compiled and mixed by Junior  Video designed, compiled, edited by Guantanamo Babe  Digital design and social media also by Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Dr Grace, WG Grace, Graceland, Grace Brothers, Grace Jones, and Grace is the Word (Is the Word), That You Heard (That You Heard), Grace is the Way that I’m Feeling (Do-Do-Do-Do)  When in San Antonio, Maureen Galindo stays exclusively at County Mental Health Unit (construction generously supported by Menachem & Esther Leibowitz) When in Pearl Harbour, Kash Patel wears exclusively the barnacled skull of Ensign Joe Harris (dec.), USS Arizona Know someone struggling with gambling? The Honk did. His name was Henry Lee, still is, they're super close, co-host a show, so obviously Honk's a terrible person to ask. Tommy Mengele's "Songs in the Key of P: Live at 'Unite the Kingdom' Rally" out soon! Single "Ayyeeeaoghh" out now!  Don't miss Tommy on his world tour of Cockfosters Station (Matt from the Taiwanese jungle on saxophone in support! And ladies, he's newly single and ready to mingle!) Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast [https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast] Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA [https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA] Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts [https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts] Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast] Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971]

Instant Experts S2 Ep 57 - LOOSE CANNONS EDITION: Aussie Budget, JP Morgan scandal, Reform UK + Sydney Netball Nazis!

Send us a text here! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2448742/fan_mail/new] For video version: https://youtu.be/I6m0bvl46EE [https://youtu.be/I6m0bvl46EE] In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons... It’s Aussie Budget week and our wallets are being fiscally harassed!: 1. Aus Treasurer Jim Chalmers describes two real naked tax increases as "intergenerational equity" - with a straight face! 2. JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana describes two fictional naked boobies as "intergender equity" - with nil in his story straight at all! 3. And in sport, the Wests Tigers harass their fans once again - with the softest performance since John Doe popped a roofie! Pull up the Chesterfield sofa - or coal mine - and enjoy the show even Megyn Kelly says she "believes in, just a tiny bit", as: * PM Anthony Albanese channels Ronnie Biggs to nick a few hundred million from hard-working Aussies before fleeing to live anonymously in Copacabana (NSW). Next stop, Copacabana (Brazil)! * Jim Chalmers shifts the goalposts on young Australians while Golshifteh Farahani shifts the DMs, pants on Emmanuel Macron. Nous ne sommes pas amusés (Brigitte non plus)! * UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch eviscerates Chalmers so hard he flees to the UK to live as a woman. On the downside, now he/she’s Chancellor of the Exchequer! All in another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the intricacies and intimacies of the Australian tax system, from negative gearing to capital gains tax... Bet that fishhead other pod you listen to don't have them cannons!  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jody Scarcella held up by pitchforks)  Say hi to us by email at gday@instantexperts.com.au Or be heard everywhere from Cockfosters to the Chattahoochee with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au (Some Chattahoochees can even put a river in Phoenix!) All complaints to: nigel@reformparty.gov.uk (press 1 for the racist, 2 for the Nazi, 3 for the other racist and 4 for the other Nazi). Or just come down to Heffron Park for the netball this weekend!  Audio produced, mixed and compiled by Junior Video designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe  Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Henry’s Harem: AOC, Eileen Gu, Kemi Badenoch, Megyn Kelly. The mind boggles, the list goes on... the authorities have been notified Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe Honk's skin care products all proudly provided free by Skinned Olives, Sydney, who don't know he's Jewish (shhh...!) - special thanks to H.Amas - you're a Queen!  Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast [https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast] Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA [https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA] Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts [https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts] Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast] Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971]

Instant Experts S2 - Ep 56 - OFFICIAL MET GALA / PLOT LOST EDITION!

Send us a text here! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2448742/fan_mail/new] In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons... The Honk is back from gallivanting and it’s all happening!:  1. Trump’s little off-the-shoulder number wows the crowd at the Met Gala, while Cole Allen’s little shoulder-holster number wows the Secret Service at The White House Correspondents’ Dinner! 2. It’s hard times in Australia cos it’s Budget night, while it's hard times at The Cock Inn, Cockfosters cos it’s Saturday night! 3. UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch promises free ass exam to every antisemite in Britain!   4. And in sport, Wests Tigers lose 500-0 to the combined powers of Yomif Kejelcha, Larry Doby and Buzz Aldrin! And so much more in the show even Olivier Rousteing & Beyonce say "can be a little bit over the top":  * Aussie PM Anthony Albanese and Treasurer Jim Chalmers schedule electoral gangbang for next Tuesday as their Budget f*cks every single Australian at the same time!  * Moronic Aussie Jew-hater arrested outside Antisemitism Royal Commission: "The cops have promised me a bunch of free proctology!"   * Epstein suicide note released: “Hey stupid! This is the tip, not the iceberg!”  * FBI comments on Kash Patel college arrests for public urination: "Now he does it in his pants in the office!" * And living corpse Rudy Giuliani at death’s door - til Death said: “I think you may be looking for Four Seasons Total Landscaping?”  It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we comb our Barnet Fair, get some geography To Go and Henry lends King Charles his car parked in Belfast!  In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Ian Minus, 68, of Killarney Heights, held up (by cop's fist, in the air). Say hi to us by email at: gday@instantexperts.com.au Or be heard everywhere from The Bishop’s Finger to The Knob with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au  Or if urgent in Melbourne just call us on 000 and we’ll answer within 17 hours! All complaints to: Zack Polanski, no relation to Roman, but still a c*nt.  Audio produced, mixed and compiled by Junior - thank you!  Video designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe - chef's kiss!  Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from 'Lauren' Dirty Sanchez wearing fashion forward underpants on head, and Iris Van Herpes (working remotely) Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe To see RFK Jr. ditching his wife at The White House Correspondents' Dinner: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXmcNiegMXC/?igsh=MWR0bjd2YnB4ZWdlNQ== [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXmcNiegMXC/?igsh=MWR0bjd2YnB4ZWdlNQ==] The Honk dressed for Met Gala by Anglicare Op Shop, Mt Druitt Henry Lee dressed for armed resistance against British by Quartermaster, Real IRA Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast [https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast] Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA [https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA] Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts [https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts] Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast] Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971]

Instant Experts S2 - Ep 55 - It's The Poodle Room Meets 'Pulp Fiction' in Hit New Show "Heggo & Ka$h"!

Send us a text here! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2448742/fan_mail/new] For the video version: https://youtu.be/ezdw85RbZT0?si=IYR0VDEmptifK9FY In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits & Morons... Trumpy’s on a brain break and The Three Stooges take over!: 1. Larry Stooge, BJ Vance, gives his long-awaited lecture on Catholicism to the Pope! 2. Curly Stooge, Ka$h Patel, explains serial drunkenness is “part of the job mate, I love you maate, mate I love yez all!” 3. And Moe’s Tavern Stooge, Pete Hegseth, freestyles some Bible verses about death, destruction and serial cheating! Plus so much more on the show Leo XIV calls "stupri bonum!": * We explain the difference between Just War and just war! * It’s 'Fangs for Nothing' as Captain Cook meets Dracula in our much anticipated short history of Whitby! * And, it’s a great day for Depressed Tigers Fan(s) as our boys beat The Raiders AND The Ref, to win Wrestlemania!! In another bumper episode of Instant Experts -- in which the Trump Administration courts Sugar Daddies, spills nuclear secrets, shags the help and, shockingly, appoints someone qualified for their job!  It's the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (LaFarge CEO Majeur LeConte stuck in Gaza City Council meet re: new Hamas tunnel plans)  Say hi to us by email at: gday@instantexperts.com.au Or be heard everywhere from Sao Paolo to a shopping bag near you, with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au   All complaints to: coachcleveland@nospecialfavours.com               Sorry, coachcleveland@nospecialFLAVOURS.com Or just pop on the bear suit and scratch up our car! For The Poodle Room's very manly chairs: https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/ [https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/] For Info Wars' Alex Jones being definitely not insane: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXZo12vCfdM/?igsh=NWZmamZ4dnpjdjF5 [https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXZo12vCfdM/?igsh=NWZmamZ4dnpjdjF5] Foolproof bear suit/paws are here: https://fortune.com/2026/04/18/insurance-claim-scam-damage-luxury-cars-human-bear-suit/ [https://fortune.com/2026/04/18/insurance-claim-scam-damage-luxury-cars-human-bear-suit/] Audio produced, mixed, compiled and mastered by Junior Video designed, compiled and edited by the Guantanamo Babe Digital design and social media by Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with intermittent assistance from Cody Rhodes' one good eyeball and “Shirtless” Alex Jones Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast [https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast] Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA [https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA] Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts [https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts] Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast] Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971]

Instant Experts S2 - Ep 54 - TRUMP v POPE, OFF THE TOP ROPE - OUR WRESTLEMANIA EDITION!

Send us a text here! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2448742/fan_mail/new] For Video version: https://youtu.be/-LOg8hT60OY [https://youtu.be/-LOg8hT60OY] In this tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:  It's Iran week 7 PLUS the match-up the whole world's waiting for!  1. In the white robed corner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 164 pounds, it’s Tarantino Chapter 4, Verse 7 as “the path of the orange cuck is beset on all sides by the baddest muthaf*ckin' Pope on the planet!” - LEO X-I-V! 2. In the red tie corner, weighing in at 943 Quarter Pounders, from New York, New York, it's the dump in the trunk that’s giving us goose bumps - DONALD J TRUMP!! 3. And in the orange and black corner, weighed down by the hopes of tragic supporters, it’s the top-of-the-table, 3-time wooden spooners - THE WESTS TIGERS!!! We preview that cage match death battle, the best of Iran, the chiseled-in-stone bits of the Bible & so much more in the show critics say "inexplicably just got nominated for an actual award":  1. Honk sails the seven seas on The Love Boat - Gabon edition!  2. Zelenskyy asks JD Vance to schedule urgent BJ Vance w Putin! 3. Magyar Health Minister joins Naughty Nurses and Horny Corporals for new version of “Hungary Eyes”! 4. As Rory McIlroy serves his Masters rivals a Wagyu sh*t sandwich! Plus Trump plays Jesus, Iran turns Catholic and Jesus calls for a doctor, all in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - Honk & Henry Lee (Gov. Jeff Landry trying to seal Calvin Duncan in Ark of the Covenant, AZ, with help of Top Men) What the hell is going on? We don't know either! But that won't stop us sharing even more deep insights, like: 1. Melania Knauss denies ties to Donald Trump: “I only ever met him through Jeffrey Epstein” 2. Artemis II names Surprise Astronaut of The Week: The Junkyard Dog! 3. Essendon fans get drunk, laid, win lotto all in one beautiful Saturday arvo! For Trump AI Jesus video: https://x.com/magacult2/status/2044090944572502197?s=46 [https://x.com/magacult2/status/2044090944572502197?s=46] Dancin' Hungarian MP video: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXEX5V2jMBG/ [https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXEX5V2jMBG/] Sh*thouse Russian drone demo: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCmt5nknG-/ [https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCmt5nknG-/] Artemis II WWE in space: https://www.instagram.com/reels/DW6seQoDLLK/ [https://www.instagram.com/reels/DW6seQoDLLK/] Say hi to us by email at: gday@instantexperts.com.au Or be heard everywhere from Nonthaburi to Miami with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: analavalanche@plex.com.hn  Audio produced, mixed by Junior - saved our butt!  Video compile, edit, design: Guantanamo Babe Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Drs Pezeshkian, Trump, and Alex Twal Digital design / socials: Guantanamo Babe Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast [https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast] Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA [https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyA] Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts [https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts] Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast] Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971]