NOT REALLY

We stare across the killing fields of our social media profiles past: Diaryland, Livejournal, Makeoutclub, Neopets, Friendster, MySpace, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Vine... to arrive at hell on earth: Tik Tok. Leia Jospe, curator of @favetiktoks420 [https://www.instagram.com/favetiktoks420/?hl=en] joins us to discuss these frontiers as well as Netflix's new Hype House reality series, Hulu's The D'Amelio Show, and more.   Today's theme: "Tick Tock" by Death In June

Anna Khachiyan drops in to review Hillary Clinton's new MasterClass in being a loser. You can support Anna by going to patreon.com/redscare [https://www.patreon.com/redscare] ! Today's theme: "Credit in the Straight World" by Hole

It's quality over quantity, people. And this episode is double-stuffed: we review House of Gucci, talk about how Best Actress is turning into Snatch Game, weigh in on the Jussie and Ghislaine trials, touch on the cishet male drag queen heard round the world, get back to our pop-punk roots, spin our wheels about fashion and appropriation, discuss the loss of Virgil Abloh, grapple with the epidemic of bad-faith criticism, and come to the conclusion that if you aren't controversial you probably aren't doing it right. Oh, and we kind of get sidetracked by Lucille Ball which is a thing that happens to gay guys.   End of Year Wrap-Up Pod Hotline: send us your burning questions or requests in the comments, DMs, and by calling 347-709-2704. Today's theme: "Down4ever" by Money

Parentally supervised Beverly Hills sex parties, neoprene peplums on the Parisian runways, pseudoinflammatory standup specials on Netflix, the absence of a Twitter void, suicide glam, the wrong shoes, Balenciaga Simpsons, Bottega pussy, mondo Italiano, Sherry Pie's jailbreak and crime spree across Gotham City, gay tabloids, being misquoted in the press, Angelyne's personality disorder, reptilian diets, Ferrari trunk retail, Tammy Faye and Tony Soprano, and a bullet right through Livia's bouffant on the New Jersey turnpike. MENTION IT ALL! Today's theme is "Souvenir (Demo)" by Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally

Azealia Banks bringing the NYC floods, Channing Tatum's makeover, gay style, the summer in bad movies, Erika Jayne's breathtaking descent into hell, the most diabolical Housewives, the Lewinsky scandal, and just a regular old catchup with just us squirrelfriends. For the full episode go to patreon.com/notreally [http://www.patreon.com/notreally] Today's theme: "Leave Out (ft. LEECH and Ian Isiah)" by Anonymous Club