Piss Parade

You don't have to listen to this, you really don't. This is brutal. Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Ugh, oh god, it's all such a mess. This is terrible. But don't worry, we've got kitchen roll, and it only went all over the Christmas presents. Because this election is kind of dull, we've got time to go into a real deep-dive into some of the "Absolute Scenes" that have taken place over the last 24 hours and what it means for us, Boris Johnson, and the political editor of the BBC. Plus, we make our plans for the big night. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Laura on Twitter(the Twiglet Lover, not the BBC's political editor) on Twitter: @Carmichelle Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Fans of Paul with love this episode, as Josh is too tired to prevent him from talking. Fans of everyone else might find something they like too, as we talk about Matt Hancock, and who doesn't love Matt Hancock? Then we talk about... kind of... media stuff for a bit, and then just as it starts to get stale, everything just goes a bit weird. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Harriet on Twitter(the Cast Manager on Channel 4's Gogglebox, not the person on the phone) on Twitter: @HarrietManby Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Today, we hear from Slough, in Stevenage, who has some questions about organic fertiliser, and Dominic Raab, who wants to know about "Courgettes". Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Emma on Twitter (the daughter of some really awesome parents, not our media law consultant) on Twitter: @Emma Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

It's Saturday afternoon and it's real Saturday afternoon in here. We take a while to ramp up (or perhaps just to drink a certain amount), while to talk about the last [indeterminate amount of time] of the general election campaign, as it relates to floods, candidates, strategies, and whether or not anyone actually cares. We talk about voting records, and focus groups, and all that stuff that makes it sound like we're a real podcast. Follow us on Twitter: @PissParadePod Follow Michael Ashcroft on Twitter(the optimist mixing emotions and evidence, not the Lord pollster) on Twitter: @m_ashcroft Music from filmmusic.io: "Intractable" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)