Sorry For The Delay

Sorry For The Delay | EP.141 | Glizzy Gobbler, World Cup & Travel Dread

This week, Joshua survives Fourth of July, quarantine & a Kahlúa-spiked horchata latte with spiderweb ambition, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and gets personally serenaded by “Glizzy Gobbler” (love is stored in the hot dog). Then it’s America’s big 250, World Cup chaos, summer travel debates & enough future dread to make an AI wife start packing. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Seattle Cider Company Dry Hard Cider, 6.5% Joshua: Kahlúa-spiked horchata quad-shot latte with caramel drizzle -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Shores Instead Of Chores” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) Bonus AI Dedication: “Glizzy Gobbler” (Lyrics written by Joshua for Sean.) -RECIPES- Kahlúa Horchata Quad-Shot Latte: • 4 shots espresso • horchata syrup • 1 oz Kahlúa • milk or latte base • caramel drizzle Mix espresso, horchata syrup & Kahlúa. Add milk or latte base. Finish with caramel drizzle and whatever latte art your spirit allows. -CHAT WITH US- * The Big 250 * What’s In Your World Cup * Where I’ve Been, Where Should I Go? * Objects, Animals Or Numbers -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.141 Intro, Fourth Of July Missed & Quarantine Check-In 02:02 What’s In Our Cup - Kahlúa Horchata Latte & Seattle Cider 05:46 No Question Of The Day, Text Blah Blahs & Glizzy Gobbler Setup 07:31 Bonus AI Dedication "Glizzy Gobbler" 11:57 Chat With Us - Big 250, World Cup, Travel & Cards 12:35 The Big 250 - America, Humanity & Future Dread 24:25 What’s In Your World Cup - US, Mexico & Hotel Chaos 32:31 AI Song Of The Week "Shores Instead Of Chores" 40:23 Where I’ve Been, Where Should I Go - Travel Dreams Vs Couch Doom 50:42 Objects, Animals Or Numbers - Audiobooks, Shoes & Reincarnation 57:29 Fun Finds, Toy Story 5, Dirty Fortune & Lifesavers Joke -SOUND BITES- * “I’m currently in quarantine cuz my girlfriend is sick right now.” - Joshua * “Not everybody do spider webs like I’m doing.” - Joshua * “That tastes like fresh picked apples on a summer crisp day.” - Sean * “Every lyric I wrote, I thought specifically of Sean.” - Joshua * “I hate the fact that I enjoyed that song as much as I did.” - Sean * “I think 250 years in the future, we’re going to be clones and we’re going to still be doing this.” - Sean * “It’s easier to be negative than it is to be positive.” - Sean * “I’m glad you are not my internal monologue.” - Joshua * “The high is never the same.” - Sean * “I have listened to, by the time this comes out, it’ll be six audio books.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You never forget the first time he says those three little words. Don’t get pregnant. Lucky Numbers: 7, 27, 32, 39, 42, 51, 61 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Star Wars Luke Skywalker deleted scene Funko value find for $4.50. Joshua: Woody Funko from Target, plus a Toy Story 5 matinee review nobody was prepared for. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s new summer merch design is live in sunrise and sunset variants.) (Community Shoutout: New subscribers are invited to vote in the superhero / hero survey.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.140 | Funko Layers, Summer Storm & House Frogs

This week, Joshua chooses sobriety by way of an horchata quad-shot latte, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and a canoe fantasy that immediately turns into drone romance panic (normal lake behavior). Then it’s Funko onion layers, SummerWeen merch, effort vs expectations, SummerCon collector math, Destiny’s final-state heartbreak & one house-sized frog with cowboy potential. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Seattle Cider Company Dry Hard Cider, 6.5% Joshua: Horchata quad-shot latte -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Storm” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Finding Nemo Mocktail: • Squirt • orange juice • lime juice Add Squirt and orange juice over ice. Add a little lime juice. Stir, sip & try not to drown in the puddle. Drink One, From The Coaster Vault: • 1 oz cranberry juice • 3 oz fresh orange juice • 2 oz whiskey or bourbon • 1/2 oz Cointreau or orange liqueur • 1/2 oz fresh lemon juice • 1/2 oz simple syrup • ginger beer, for topping Add everything except ginger beer to a glass with ice. Stir or shake. Top with ginger beer. -CHAT WITH US- * Effort Vs Expectations * Reseller Or Collector * Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison * Objects, Animals Or Numbers -CHAPTERS- 00:00 Cold Open - Funko Closet Layers & Shrek V Talk 03:21 EP.140 Intro, Pride Month & Non-Gay Lover Clarification 05:18 What’s In Our Cup - Horchata Latte & Seattle Cider 09:06 Swimming Advice, Mocktails & The Finding Nemo Drink 14:35 Coaster Recipes, SummerWeen Shirts & Chat With Us 17:03 Effort Vs Expectations 25:10 Reseller Or Collector - SummerCon Footage & Funko Economics 34:41 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Storm" 42:15 Destiny Final State, Community Infographic & Clan Plans 47:36 Pick Your Nose Or Pick Your Poison 53:27 Objects, Animals Or Numbers, Fun Finds, Fortune & Joke Victory -SOUND BITES- * “It’s like an onion of Funkos.” - Joshua * “We are now the longest running podcast between two non-gay lovers yet.” - Sean * “Somebody’s gotta drive the car or land the plane for us.” - Joshua * “Sippy for the boys, everybody.” - Sean * “I don’t even know how to realistically float.” - Sean * “Tap shoes next to a swimming pool, you’re just asking for it.” - Joshua * “Chat still does not wipe your butt either.” - Joshua * “If you don’t put the time or the effort in, you’re never gonna get the expectation of success.” - Sean * “Every collector at some point becomes a reseller.” - Sean * “I’m not putting that in my playlist.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Sing like no one’s listening. Dance like no one’s watching. Drink like you’ve never been to an AA before. Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 21, 28, 37, 48, 69 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Golden Osiris Bungie exclusive Funko & Justin Hillgrove “Fax Paw” artwork from the Edmonds Art Festival. Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Lotso Mickey. (Artwork Shoutout: Justin Hillgrove’s “Fax Paw” is replacing the cats-playing-poker art behind Sean.) (Community Shoutout: Sean’s coworker sent SummerCon footage, and a Destiny 2 subreddit member posted the campaign-order infographic that gave Sean & Joshua an actual game plan.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.139 | Gas Light, Destiny & Chemical Nostalgia

This week, Joshua runs on golf sun, Knob Creek & a gas light that apparently doubles as a personality test, while Sean brings local cider and enough summer snack science to qualify as chemical nostalgia (Little Debbie has entered the lab). Then it’s FIFA bandwagoning, movie distractions, Destiny 2 addiction & a Lightning McQueen Funko covered in suspicious mud. Please do not ask follow-up questions. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Sound Bite Cider “Yep, That’s Dry,” 32 oz local cider Joshua: Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon over ice -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Freefall” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Cosmic Brownie Campfire Ice Cream Sandwich: • 2 Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies • Ben & Jerry’s Campfire S’mores ice cream • 1 Stay Puft marshmallow Add ice cream between two Cosmic Brownies. Place a marshmallow on top. Microwave briefly until the marshmallow expands. Spread the marshmallow over the top, cool slightly & attack responsibly. Wild Berry Smash: • frozen mixed berries • 2 oz bourbon • splash of lemonade or limeade • club soda or tonic water • ice • mint, optional Add berries, bourbon & lemonade or limeade to a glass. Muddle until the berries break down. Add ice, top with club soda or tonic & garnish with mint. -CHAT WITH US- * Sean’s Summer Sauce * Lights, Camera, Distraction * My New Addiction * Still Undecided -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.139 Intro, Golf Sun & Spooky Delivery 02:03 What’s In Our Cup - High-Glass Knob Creek & “Yep, That’s Dry” 05:37 Cold Apples, FIFA Update & Bandwagon Jerseys 11:11 Question Of The Day - Gas Light Trust Issues 14:54 Chat With Us - Summer Sauce, Movies, Addiction & Still Undecided 16:20 Sean’s Summer Sauce - Cosmic Brownies & Wild Berry Smash 26:04 Lights, Camera, Distraction - Movie Reviews & Matinee Rules 36:37 AI Song Of The Week "Freefall" 43:35 My New Addiction - Joshua Falls Into Destiny 2 49:30 Still Undecided - Titan Problems, Gear Grinding & 11 PM Controller Sweats 55:10 Fun Finds, Empty Misfortune Cookie, Lucky Numbers & Circus Joke -SOUND BITES- * “The sun has kissed me today.” - Joshua * “It’s a high glass of whiskey, baby.” - Sean * “This tastes just like an apple you bit into in the morning and summertime.” - Sean * “Can you trust someone who consistently drives their car around with the gas light on?” - Joshua * “I like living on the edge.” - Joshua * “We’re going for chemical nostalgia.” - Sean * “Never watch a movie full price.” - Sean * “Good company will make a bad movie better.” - Joshua * “I am now officially addicted to Destiny 2, my man.” - Joshua * “I realized I was addicted when I had my hands on the controller getting sweaty at 11 o’clock last night.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: No fortune this week. The boozy Misfortune cookie came up empty, and the boys are now owed two fortunes. Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 25, 33, 46, 48, 58 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Lightning McQueen stuck-in-the-mud Funko for the Cars 20th anniversary. Joshua: Michael Jordan 1998 All-Star Game MVP Funko & PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Hamm Mickey. (Community Shoutout: New followers and subscribers joined the Sorry For The Delay community this week.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.138 | Morning Whiskey, AI Wives & Titan Mode

This week, the boys record in the morning, which apparently means Joshua is on straight whiskey while Sean opens a 32 oz local cider like breakfast needed a side quest (the clock gave up immediately). Then it’s alien time math, Earth free-falling in Sean’s dreams, AI wives, robot dogs & Joshua officially becoming a Destiny 2 Titan. The future is weird, and Sean packed lightly. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Sound Bite Cider Hazy Shade of Vinter, 32 oz local cider Joshua: Woodford Reserve 9-Year whiskey over ice -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Midnight Run” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- * Free Falling * Where I End And AI Begins * Furry Friends * What Came First * Figure It Out (teased for next week) -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.138 Intro, Morning Record & Groggy Voices 02:00 What’s In Our Cup - Morning Whiskey & Local Cider 06:46 Question Of The Day - Alien Road Trip Or 15 Years Gone 12:12 Chat With Us - Free Falling, AI, Furry Friends & Figure It Out 13:40 Free Falling - Earth Dreams, Gravity & Space Confusion 19:38 Melatonin, Jelly Fellas & Bar Soap Callback 22:50 Where I End And AI Begins - Human Connection Vs AI Takeover 30:08 Furry Friends - Robot Dogs, AI Pets & Replacement Everything 35:21 AI Song Of The Week "Midnight Run" 44:04 What Came First - Nightmares, Enemies, Procrastinators & Rebels 54:38 Fun Finds, Destiny Titan Results, Dirty Fortune & Cantaloupe Joke -SOUND BITES- * “This is a morning record session.” - Joshua * “Just straight whiskey in the morning.” - Sean * “This can is no justice. It’s huge, my dude.” - Sean * “If an alien offered you a 15-day journey across the galaxy, but when you returned, 15 years would have passed on Earth, would you go?” - Joshua * “The stars are going to be there.” - Joshua * “Is everything falling in space?” - Sean * “I want everything to be AI from me.” - Sean * “My robo-dog will not take a fat [ __ ] on my floor.” - Sean * “If we ever have it together for a complete episode, I don’t think that episode was ever being recorded.” - Sean * “They were called like the Joshua rules.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: There is no greater gift than sharing your love. So go ahead with that threesome. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 14, 33, 54, 60, 65 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Destiny Funkos - Crota, Ikora Rey & glow-in-the-dark Cayde-6 with golden gun. Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Bullseye Mickey. (Community Shoutout: Destiny community vote results officially made Joshua a Titan.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.137 | Capri Sun Cocktails, Destiny & Funko Ashes

This week, Joshua is being held upright by espresso & vibes, while Sean turns Capri Sun cocktails into a science experiment nobody asked for (fruit punch barely survived peer review). Then it’s Destiny clan recruiting, troll management, World Cup traffic dread, expensive LEGO math & one very specific plan to become a Funko after death. Enjoy the show! -DESTINY 2 CLAN- https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Clan/Profile/5422668 [https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Clan/Profile/5422668] -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Capri Sun Fruit Punch & Pacific Cooler with Tito’s vodka Joshua: Caramel shaken espresso with cold foam -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Tears” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Capri Sun Vodka Cocktail: • Capri Sun • Tito’s vodka • freezer time Freeze the Capri Sun until lightly slushy. Cut the top open. Add vodka, stir well & sip responsibly. Mia note: Fruit Punch wins. Pacific Cooler needs supervision. -CHAT WITH US- * Eyes Up * Trolling The Trolls * Legos Invest Or Put To Rest * Objects, Animals Or Numbers -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.137 Intro, Tired Joshua & Espresso Lifeline 03:12 What’s In Our Cup - Capri Sun Vodka Experiment 08:38 New Listeners, Podcast Pride & Talking To Ghosts 14:09 Chat With Us - Eyes Up, Trolls, Legos & Objects 15:09 Eyes Up - Destiny Clan Invite & Joshua Starts Fresh 21:20 Destiny Advice, New Light Patience & Crucible Plans 22:47 Trolling The Trolls - Comment Policy & AI Replies 27:10 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Tears" 33:46 World Cup Traffic, Caltrans Rage & Baseball Memories 43:18 Legos Invest Or Put To Rest 55:03 Objects, Animals Or Numbers, Fun Finds, Fortune & Soccer Joke -SOUND BITES- * “The bags under my eyes are the only things holding my eyeballs in my head right now.” - Joshua * “That is medicine in a bag right there.” - Sean * “Fruit punch is the way to go.” - Sean * “I think we are the greatest podcast of all time.” - Sean * “We’re not talking to ghosts. We’re talking to very very charming individuals.” - Sean * “Eyes up, Guardian.” - Sean * “It is a marathon, not a sprint.” - Sean * “Trolling the trolls is what we’re going to be doing, my dude.” - Sean * “That building looks like AI.” - Sean * “I want to melt all my Funkos down and get one Funko in the shape of me.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Get ready for two legendary hookups. One for the washer and one for the dryer. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 13, 41, 47, 55, 61 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Giant Godzilla Funko exclusive, ready to terrorize the Bitty Pop setup. Joshua: Star Wars Luke Skywalker deleted scene Funko from Target. (Artwork Shoutout: Destiny clan setup & the future Bitty Pop Godzilla scene.)