Swordboys - Cut x Cut

Deathstalker Part 2 - He/Ham

What's up perverts? The Swordboys are talking Cut 2 of the original Deathstalker this week. We start off in Munkar's Harem, where our titular hero sits idly by while ladies, hopped up on turkey legs and apples, are being tossed about and assaulted by his fellow combatants, one of whom is a guy with a pig's head. Meanwhile, the kinkiness continues in Munkar's chamber, where he feeds body parts to his vomit puppet (who has a name!) and uses his magic to turn his guard into a pretty princess. This cut ends with a memorable seduction and the death of the breast-I mean-best character. You will do flips for this cut!Runtime: 00:27:36 - 00:50:47

Deathstalker Part 1 - So Horny

Rick is drunk with power - the Sword of Power that is! That's because his pick is the entire DEATHSTALKER franchise! In Cut 1 of the original Deathstalker (1983), we meet a fairly problematic hero who is sent on a quest to defeat a dark wizard, save the princess and collect the Three Powers of Creation in order to "become the power" (whatever that means). Along the way, he runs into Planet of the Apes extras, sweaty rapists, elderly voyeurs, a king with no kingdom, the witch from Snow White, a weirdo in a cave that will make you say WTF, Shrek, Jason Voorhees and a Barbarian Queen with a couple of impressive assets. So grab a leg of dog, get your face tattooed but keep your hands away from the vomit puppet, embrace your inner child, and please: no riddles - the Swordboys are onto some uncharted but very horny territory here. And don't forget your sword cup!Runtime: 0:00 - 27:36

Braveheart Part 8 - Juicy Jerry

The Swordboys await their sentence at the end of their time with the famous fanfiction movie Braveheart. As they do, they dig deep into such topics as who their guy is, doing or throwing mushrooms at a public event, how to kiss with a mouthful of liquid, locking eyes with weird kids, and something about a Juicy Jerry? Hey listen, every man dies. Not every man really podcasts about sword movies. But does this movie get our sword? And what does Rick have up his sleeve for our next series?? And how soon before Jonathan and Robin cry FREEDOM!!!!!!!Runtime: 2:31:11 - END

Braveheart Part 7 - Swipe Left for Holes

Join the Swordboys as we sit catatonically by a river and contemplate Cut 7 of Braveheart. RSVP Campbell. And there is so much death, but on the plus side, there are so many free swords! Bobby Junior spirals emotionally as William starts literally dropping bodies. And against the advice of his closest allies, our hero steps directly into the Taint of High Treason! Will this be the end of William Wallace? Tune in next cut! Same Swordtime! Same Swordchannel! Runtime: 2:09:53 - 2:31:11

Braveheart Part 6 - Buckethead

Swordboys returns unkilled by the heathens, but we do look back...at Cut 6 of Braveheart, that is. Eddie Senior decides to use William's love of the French to trick him. But, faster than you can say New England Clam Chowder, Chef Wallace leads his Soupboys into battle yet again. But a mysterious Buckethead has joined the British ranks. Could this be William's undoing? Runtime: 01:50:58 - 02:09:53