The Ask At Your Own Risk Podcast

How To Handle Passive Aggressive Roommates, Overcoming Procrastination, Making Friends as Adults

Use RIVERSIDE to record your content like I do: https://www.riverside.fm/?via=2f6526 Episode 1: “Bad Advice for Good People” Struggling with a passive-aggressive roommate? Can’t stop procrastinating? Wondering why making friends as an adult feels impossible? You’re in the right place. In this debut episode of The Asterisk Podcast, I tackle life’s most unnecessary dilemmas with completely unhelpful advice: ✔️ How to escalate a roommate note war instead of solving the problem. ✔️ Why procrastination isn’t a problem—it’s a lifestyle. ✔️ The secret to making friends: find someone who hates the same things you do. 🎙️ Submit your own questionable life dilemmas at asteriskpodinbox@gmail.com 🔔 “Follow” for terrible advice. ⭐ Leave a review, or at least tell a friend (preferably via a passive-aggressive note). Good luck. You’ll need it. ⸻

The Secret To Rude Retail Workers, Gold Diggers, and Mansplaining

Use RIVERSIDE to record your content like I do: https://www.riverside.fm/?via=2f6526 Ever refused to pay for a bad manicure? Been accused of being a gold digger—while making twice as much as your partner? Had someone mansplain your own work to you? If so, congratulations—you might be entitled to emotional compensation. In this episode of Asterisk, I tackle three gloriously avoidable dilemmas with completely unhelpful advice: ✔️ Bad nails, bad service, bad vibes—should you pay for a manicure that looks like a crime scene? ✔️ Gold digger accusations, weak boyfriends, and brutal reality checks—how do you respond when someone assumes you’re broke? ✔️ The art of getting mansplained to—should you stop a guy mid-sentence, or let him bury himself in his own ignorance? 🎙️ Got your own dumb dilemma? Send it in at asteriskpodinbox@gmail.com and I’ll do my best to make it worse. 🔔 FOLLOW for more terrible advice. ⭐ Leave a review, or just loudly repeat this podcast’s talking points at your next social gathering. Good luck. You’ll need it.

The Secret To Potluck Etiquette, Panda Express After Work, and Cave Diving

Use RIVERSIDE to record your content like I do: https://www.riverside.fm/?via=2f6526 Should you suffer through a potluck with people you hate just for free food? Is Panda Express after work a good idea or a guaranteed food coma? And why are people willingly squeezing into underwater caves for fun? In this episode of The Asterisk Podcast, I tackle life’s most unnecessary dilemmas with completely unhelpful advice: ✔️ How to weaponize a potluck invitation instead of declining like a normal person. ✔️ Why you already know you’re getting Panda Express—you just need me to say it’s okay. ✔️ The wild world of cave diving—aka, the extreme sport for people who aren’t afraid of becoming a skeleton. 🎙️ Submit your own life dilemmas at asteriskpodinbox@gmail.com 🔔 FOLLOW for more terrible advice. ⭐ Leave a review, or just aggressively recommend this podcast to your coworkers over orange chicken. Good luck. You’ll need it. ⸻

WELCOME TO ASTERISK!

What is The Ask at Your Own Risk Podcast (or The Asterisk Podcast for short)? It's the Best/Worst Advice show on the internet. Or maybe it's a Worst/Best Advice show? You'll have to let me know. Join me every week(ish) to answer people's toughest life choices as poorly yet as confidently as I can. Click FOLLOW and leave a rating/review for me so I know how I'm doing. Talk soon! Send you life quarries to asteriskpodinbox@gmail.com