Respect the Pecker

Nightshades

Jordan’s inflamed brain, twerking chickens, awkward potatoes, and Dr. Mulan. Romanoff trivia, happy hauntings, JT backed money, and also Steve may not be funny.

Bear Lockers

Deaf doctors, a haired guy, 24 inches down, and space boners. Sexy lions, shitty mama bears, indigenous Scott’s, handsy bra fittings, and also Jordan’s sorry.

Respect the Pecker

Knee lifts, Ben's first cameo, Lasik propaganda, and tampon bait. Vice Presidential eyeliner, a faux hawk crisis, crotch catch, and also Heather’s disobedience.

Shitty Little Monkeys

Guess who’s back, lightning crotch, sock wipes and slippery cheeks. Apathetic concern, Olympic indifference, Heather’s personality transplant, and also stressful phone numbers.

Jimmy Carter’s Peanuts

RIP Rosalynn, puffy pods, and kitten CPR. Lockjaw fright, befuddling braziers, gerrymandering, and also Angela’s jarred urine.