The Body Count Continues

Not So Scary Movies

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

Help! My (redacted)'s Gone Crazy!

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.

Fishermen Don't Forget

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silliness of the Will "Ben's son" killer reveal, and the iconic Helen Shivers chase scene.

Samara Weaving Can't Catch a Break

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

From Strangers to Aquaintances

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.