The Lad Archives

Episode 32 - Kirk Bot

We can rebuild him. We are back, by god. You know we only do this when we feel like it. We have to make you want it. Beg for it. Just when you think we are done, we come back. Anyway, here is another one fresh off the press. And by fresh, I mean a few days old.

Episode 31 - Hard Black Top Back

Guys, this episode was so bad, I didn't even make an intro. Sort of a call back to how it was in the beginning. Cyclical, it calls comes back to a a turd cast. That's what it is all about, the ups and downs. You think every painting Picasso made was great? Hell no. You think Stephen King wrote nothing but greats? Hell no, actually most of it is slop. Just like this cast. Most of these episodes are dog crap, but hey, you stick around for the good ones, and for that, we thank you. As always, thank you for listening.

Episode 30 - Murphssad

WE HAVE COME BACK, when in doubt, cast it out. I need to go to the grocery store and pickup some stuff to cook for work, because at the end of the day, I AINT MAKIN NO MONEY OFF THIS CRAP!!! YES, I am a WAGEY and I don't have the MEANS to do anything else but STRUGGLE! Oh, my bad for having to WORK!!!!! What do you want from me? I have to live on gruel and SLOP just to make ends meet. So be it. Anyway, speaking of slop, here's some more fresh off the press.

Episode 29 - The Return

LADies and GentLADs. We are back. My god, trials and tribulations. We cannot be defeated. Nothing can stop us from uploading slop to the internet. We are ever present slop manufacturers on this planet and we will not stop producing. Please listen to this garbage and thank you for listening to two absolute idiots ramble.

Episode 28 - Touches From The Lord

Guys, coming at you with another shit cast. I'm gonna be honest, it's one of those episodes where we had great ambitions, but it fell short. Sometimes, life isn't what you want it to be. That's okay. What? You think everything is going to be perfect all the time? HUH? What? It's not good enough for you? IS THAT IT? I bet you think this is so easy huh? Oh yea, I can feel your gaze and your sardonic remarks. Sickening. Murph and I are giving it all we have, and you don't give a rat's ass...anyway thanks for listening my fellow goobers and gobberettes. Tell your friends and family about this trash my god, spread the word. Amen and Awomen, praise gawd, thank you again. I am really just seeing how long I can make one of these before it cuts me off, and honestly...this is way more than I thought it was going to allow me to do. I'm getting out of here. Later.