the rachel podcast

our joint high school nemesis, Renesmee

Thank you to childhood friend, Connor, for coming on the pod! I would like to say that I did get too hyper and talked to much. I texted Connor while editing to apologize and he has forgiven me, so you can forgive me too ;) Don't you always think "I wish I could hear two friends catch up and talk about high school"? Wonder no more!! You are so welcome ;) In memoriam of Chriss's dog, Oliver <3

sweaty in my floor length 1880's nightgown at the youth retreat

Did you miss me?? I'm back on the podcast editing grind!! Join us for a silly little rainy day pod with Caroline. We discuss important topics such as coffee enemas, low level pranks, and the human nervous system <3 Spotify wrapped reminded me what this is all about... social numbers that are completely entwined with your own self worth. JK, but it did remind me how much I love doing this silly little pod.

Phone Calls with Rach: recap of the worst book rachel has ever read

Welcome to phone calls with rach- a new series where rachel records her phone call (with permission) and then explains something so heinous to a friend (in this case, hailey.) If you don't laugh along with us then I'm sorry for your loss <3

mila kunis is jake the bald butler ft: hailey

Thank you so much for your patience throughout my unplanned hiatus. I love the pod deeply but haven't had the time to edit. Truly truly I am so thankful for this silly little creative outlet and my precious friends for joining me. If you want to come on, just text me :) Because of the 2 month break, I'm making this episode 1 of season 2!!! Meaning is what you make it!! A few alternate titles for this ep: Redemption Island with Hailey “How are you getting paid? ghost money?” “who said that? bill clinton?” “he swirled his tongue around her mouth apparently” “hilaria baldwin takes up so much space in my brain” “channing tatum is my coworker’s second cousin or something” “i need to clean my toilet, someone grab ty pennington from extreme makeover home edition” “everyone loves him, they foam at the mouth and make him an omega in the omega verse. ”“i don’t think bindi irwin deserves my 8 year old vitriol” “i have no desire to fix any man, so i really respect that in you “why is he so cute? he also did commit a genocide”

the two most insufferable people you know "exactly" each other for an hour

join chriss and rachel for an in-depth analysis on things most people would never put any cognitive capacity toward. ALSO get a look into our twisted minds (our most recent dreams) as well as our whimsical spirits and loving hearts. If you like the pod despite the "ums" and "likes" please let Kerrygold Butter and Mario_TrainFan know!! Ok, love you, bye <3