School/Church Ruined Us (And That’s On Public Education and Organized Religion)

It’s Called Character Development, Babe

From getting fired in the most embarrassing ways to quitting jobs we should’ve never said yes to, Bryn and Brooke are digging into the humiliating flops and workplace disasters that somehow built character (and better jokes). Turns out, rejection really is just free material.

Therapy Was Late, So I Self-Sabotaged

When the coping skills don’t show up on time, chaos does. This week, Bryn and Brooke confess the ridiculous, cringey, and lowkey iconic ways they spiral when their therapist cancels. Healing is hot. Self-sabotage? Even hotter.

Liar, Liar...Attachment Style on Fire

Some lies are survival. Some are sabotage. Some are just for the plot. In this episode, Bryn and Brooke spill the most chaotic lies they’ve believed (hello, “My cat died”) and the unhinged lies they’ve told (escape plans and a little gaslighting of our own). Featuring: Self-Lies That Deserved an Oscar, the ultimate Gaslight and Two Truths and a Delulu. The truth may set you free, but the lies? Way more entertaining.

Trauma Bonded...The Origin of This Friendship

Every great friendship starts with laughter… and sometimes, a little trauma. In this episode, Bryn and Brooke pull back the curtain on how chaos, codependency, and questionable coping mechanisms forged a bond strong enough to survive it all. Friendship is messy. Ours is proof.

School/Church Ruined Us (And That’s On Public Education and Organized Religion)

Bryn and Brooke dive into the chaos of growing up in strict schools and even stricter churches—featuring underwear confiscation, PASS (aka baby jail), and spending time with the dictionaries. Purity culture, trauma bonding, and questionable authority figures? Class is in session.