Turn Off The Century

TOTC Proudly Presents: Kingdom Of Heaven (Episode 24)

As the number one catholic cinema podcast it was only a matter of time before we covered this one, and we gotta say. We might become the number one Islamic podcast after this. That being said, did we enjoy this? not really. Did it lower our opinion of Ridley scott? Unfortunatley maybe a bit. Will it stop us from giving you an in depth, detailed analysis of the film? Yeah, to be honest we kind of get bored 30 minutes in and pit the two brothers of Ridley and Tony together and figure out who's the better brother once and for all. Stick around though! its still a really fun episode! or it isnt. I dont care man it's not like god is real anyway. leave me alone.

TOTC Proudly Presents: The Beach Ep (Episode 23)

So, this episode is a little different. Sometimes you have to put fighting for the fate of the world on hold, throw on your finest bikini, let your jugs bounce around, and head to the beach. Heroes get tired too, you know? With that being said, we have a fun conversation about the movies currently in theaters and the role nostalgia plays in modern filmmaking. Is nostalgia just a playground for Gen X and Boomers, or do Millennials get to join in on the fun too? We also take a look back at what was playing in theaters and what was hitting DVD shelves in June 2005. It's a laidback episode that we had a blast recording, and we hope you enjoy listening to it. Don't worry this one is totally noncanon. We'll be back to saving the world and taking down the ultimate villain in the next episode. In the meantime, kick back, relax, and enjoy the Beach Episode, Part 1.

TOTC: Proudly Presents: Observe and Report (Episode 22)

Observe this... also Report this (I'm pointing down at my crotch btw) Today we go back to the beautiful year of 2009. The economy was great, there were no issues even a little bit! Seth Rogan was a king among men as far as I know. I was fresh eyed, and ready for the world to beat me down, and as this movie demonstrates. NOTHING BAD WAS HAPPENING AT THIS TIME!!! You're supposed to take this movie at face value. It's just a regular dumb comedy. Sit down and freaking laugh. Also I mess up the beginning and I mispell Justic. I know how to spell Justic. Don't tell me about how to spell Justic. Ok love you guys see you later.

TOTC Proudly Presents: SLC Punk! (Episode 21)

Is this coming out on a thursday instead of a wednesday? Obviously, it wouldnt be punk for it to come out on our normal day. Oh yeah we're punk now. I flip cops off underneath a table so they cant see me, but they know I'm doing it and they're pissed about it. They know it's not technically illegal meaning there's nothing they can do about it. Yeah... I'm kind of a badass. Thats why we decided SLC Punk! was the perfect movie to talk about. A movie about how being punk is the coolest thing you can do, and there's no underlying message that might actually critisize the punk lifestyle. If you think there's something like that in this movie? guess what, youre a damn poser. Also if you don't listen to this episdode and enjoy it as well as comment on it wherever podcasts are found?? You're also a poser. So don't be a poser and listen to this already!!!! Anarchy forever or whatever!!!

TOTC Proudly Presents: Pokemon The First Movie (Episode 20)

Wow 20 eps, can you believe it? For this landmark episode we decided to do... lemme check my notes here. We did a straight up baby movie. thats right, three grown ass mostly white men nearing their 40's are talking about Pokemon. what are you going to do, listen to another podcast? please don't I'm sorry. Please listen to this one, it was a lot of fun and we have a lot of fun talking about it. I'm so sorry it will never happen again. Anyway listen to our episode on Pokemon: The First movie. Also remember to follow us on twitter at @PodTotc