Will You Survive... The Podcast

Will You Survive "Greenland" part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2228179/fan_mail/new] Nine months underground sounds survivable until you ask the only question that matters: what kind of world are you walking into when the door opens? We take the disaster movie Greenland and stress-test it like a real survival scenario, from the physics of comet impacts to the human behavior that makes everything worse. Along the way, we call out the little details movies reuse to sell danger, including that familiar atmospheric entry shockwave sound and the Wilhelm scream hiding in plain sight. Then we get into the science and the “survival math” people skip. We compare the film’s impact to the Chicxulub asteroid, talk asteroid vs meteor vs comet basics, and debate whether a bunker that shallow would actually protect you at that distance. The bigger problem is the aftermath: impact winter, dust and soot in the sky, stalled photosynthesis, freezing temperatures, garbage air quality, and the brutal question of whether soil is even usable. Greenland gives you a clean timeline. Realistic models do not. Finally, we zoom out to what rebuilding really means when supply chains are gone. Could any of us restart modern life, or are we stuck in a lower-tech world no matter how “smart” we are? That spirals into time travel fantasies about investing, early Bitcoin regrets, and why copying the future is harder than it sounds. If you like movie reviews with real science, disaster preparedness talk, and honest survival debate, hit play, share it with a friend, and leave a review. What do you think survives, and would you even want to?

Will You Survive "Greenland" part 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2228179/fan_mail/new] The comet is terrifying, but the part that sticks with us is what people do when they think the clock hit zero. We take on Greenland as a surprisingly grounded disaster movie and use it as a survival thought experiment: how fast normal life collapses, how quickly “help” turns into risk, and why a family plan matters more than any heroic speech. We talk through the movie’s big choices and its small details, from the government’s public messaging to the ugly incentives that show up in crowds. Would officials tell the full truth if honesty triggers riots and mass casualties? Would you trust the news, trust your instincts, or try to read between the lines? Along the way we get into real world asteroid defense, what it means to divert an incoming object, and why Hollywood often skips the “global effort” that would happen in real life. Then we go full space nerd for a minute, debating the Moon impact scenario and even the grim question of how you might die falling into a black hole, because understanding scale changes how you fear it. Finally, we pull the camera back to street level with the most brutal scenes: keeping a kid safe, protecting critical medicine like insulin during an evacuation, and staying quiet about anything that marks you as “selected” or “valuable” in a collapsing system. If you like disaster films, survival analysis, emergency preparedness talk, and honest arguments about what you’d do under pressure, hit subscribe, share the episode with a friend, and leave a review with your take: what is the one decision you think saves this family?

Will You Survive "As Above So Below " pt 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2228179/fan_mail/new] Deep sea “monsters,” pirate legends, and outer space physics somehow belong in the same conversation and we prove it. We start with a weirdly mind-blowing fact that messes with your mental image of the anglerfish, then spiral into why the ocean still fuels sea monster folklore. From oarfish “sea serpent” sightings to kraken-style stories, we unpack how real animals, bad visibility, and exhausted sailors can turn a normal event into a lifelong bar story. Then we leave the water and step into the void. Spontaneous decompression kicks off a debate about the most unsettling part of space: not the monsters, but the nothing. That turns into a full-on argument about conservation of momentum and whether you could move in space by throwing a ball, plus the nasty little detail that a bad throw can send you into an endless spin. If you like practical space science explained in plain language, you’ll feel right at home. We also go after flat earth talking points, especially the “where are the satellites” claim, and explain why camera specs, distance, and pixels make small objects effectively invisible in big Earth shots. Finally, we bring it back to movies, defending As Above So Below as an iconic found footage horror film, reacting to harsh critic scores, and sharing what we’re picking next, including the survival thriller Greenland. If you enjoyed the mix of science, skepticism, and horror movie chaos, subscribe, share the show with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find us.

Will You Survive "As Above So Below " pt 1

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2228179/fan_mail/new] Paris has a world beneath it that most people never see, and As Above So Below turns that fact into a horror movie that feels uncomfortably plausible. We talk through why this 2014 found footage cult favorite still works, from its clean adventure-style opening to the moment the catacombs stop being a setting and start acting like a judge. If you’ve ever searched for an As Above So Below explanation, a Paris catacombs horror movie review, or a breakdown of “what the ending means,” we get into the psychological mechanics that make the fear stick. We also dig into character choices that make the descent hit harder, especially Scarlet’s switch between polished, on-camera confidence and the pushy, messy human you see when things go wrong. The catacombs play like a Dante’s Inferno style “personal hell,” where guilt and regret show up as obstacles, and we connect that idea to other stories that treat hell as a loop you build for yourself. Along the way we hit trivia, including how much the real catacombs location adds to the claustrophobic realism, and why a movie can be great even if its tagline is questionable. Then we do what we always do and turn horror into survival talk. We argue about rope climbing technique, energy management, and how exhaustion changes what’s “possible,” plus what claustrophobia does to decision-making when the walls close in. From there, the conversation escalates into pressure nightmares: what vacuum exposure in space can feel like, why deep-sea pressure accidents are so instantly lethal, and how those fears rhyme with the movie’s worst moments. We even end up on ocean mysteries like the Bloop because, honestly, the unknown is the point. If you like horror movie analysis, found footage deep dives, and grounded survival what-ifs, hit play, subscribe, and share this with a friend who loves scary movies. After you listen, what scene or concept messed with you the most?

WYS Yap Sesh

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2228179/fan_mail/new] We bounce from a ridiculous cold open into a full-on Resident Evil lore spiral that tries to connect mold horror to classic Umbrella virus canon. We debate what counts as canon, why the timeline feels messy, and why the franchise stays fun even when it makes no sense.  • forgetting a basic word and spiraling into filler talk  • joking about “porn accessories” before a cat interruption  • untangling Resident Evil 5 through Resident Evil 8 numbering  • explaining why RE7 and RE8 feel disconnected from T virus lore  • breaking down Mother Miranda, mold infection, and control theories  • connecting Oswell E. Spencer to the mold storyline through a single letter  • digging into Resident Evil Requiem details like Grace Ashcroft and Leon’s return  • arguing whether Raccoon City was nuked or hit with a thermobaric strike  • using World War Z to explain thermobaric bomb effects  • reacting to new monster lore and the betrayal of “safe rooms”  • detouring into Welcome To Raccoon City, Zootopia, and Markiplier Smash Or Pass  • ending on Lady Dimitrescu discourse and mod culture