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2 Girls World Cup

I just watched the first game of the World Cup and had a few-  I went on a few rants and talked about pressing matters.  Tell your friends to listen!!!! And please rate the show if you haven't yet! *bit of an audio issue, will be fixed next epi*

Brazilian Fork Lift

On this episode, I discuss Segregation, Mormons in our society, the decline of the Findom fetish in today's struggling economy, and MUCH MORE!!!  Some critics (you don't know them they go to a different school) are saying this is the greatest piece of content since the Geneva Convention.  TUUUUUUUUUUUNE IN!

BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns.

I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as:  - Why I always wanted asthma - Why men put their coats over puddles for women - How to deal with being dead inside AND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN

Honey, I Mogged the Kids

On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!

Native American Pale Ale

What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN