Captain Billy: What's that sound?

Captain Billy: Should I be embarassed about getting towed?

Probably. Maybe. https://www.hownottosail.com/minute [https://www.hownottosail.com/minute]

Anybody up for a meetup?

I know I am! https://www.hownottosail.com/minute [https://www.hownottosail.com/minute]

The Middle Passage

(Stay between those sticks, generally...) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute [https://www.hownottosail.com/minute]

The Pot Sticker Protocol

It's hot in them thar vessels...! https://www.hownottosail.com/minute [https://www.hownottosail.com/minute]

A Monument to Avoidance

(Well, two, technically...) https://www.hownottosail.com/minute [https://www.hownottosail.com/minute]