“Around the Roundabout and Down to Chile to Play Polo”

"Mother! I'm Gonna Let You Have It"

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!!

We’re sorry… (addressing our misgivings)

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for. * Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond. * Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more.  Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!

"We Are Infinite"

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed…  bibia be ye ye!

“Everyone Moved So Quickly to Devaluation in My Dream”

Happy Sunday Legends! Jason is back in the US and in your ears. Lainie is there too. Lots to cover! Jason watched 100 movies (Life of Pi, The Stranger, Sorry Baby, & more) on the plane while Lainie watched lots of new TV (Euphoria, Hacks, Margot’s Got Money Problems) They also unpack The Cursed Child play, “Pinky Up,” Dodo birds, airport troubles, Fire & Blood, and returning to the chiropractor.  Donate to Lainie as she embarks on her Survivor show! https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10 [https://www.mightycause.com/story/LainieLTG10]

"Poddy Mouth"

Legends, welcome back to another incredible podcast with Lainie and Jason. They once again have “nothing to talk about,” which means there’s chaos ahead! Topics include: The Drama, (de)pitted dates, Love Story finale, farts, RHORI, new Slayyyter album, fork vs spoons, “Geronimo” origins, playing the Omnichord, and the moon being pink. You know the drill… rate us 5 stars or a plague upon your house!