One Trillion Reasons But Bernie Ain't One

License To Wax

We explore the legal aftermath of the world’s most intense "take your kid to work day" after a mother saw her neglect charges officially dismissed. It turns out that letting your little one join the family business for some high-stakes hair removal is legally considered a lapse in judgment rather than a crime. Move over lemonade stands—there's a new, far more professional hustle in town. Also on the show: Zohran Mamdani is seen watching the World Cup with Rikers island prisoners, the Blue Angels are under fire for flying too close to civilians, William Shatner has a metal record coming out, and we talk to syndicated columnist Ron Hart.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Remembering Joe: An Autopen Memoir

It's almost ELDER ABUSE. Joe Biden released a documentary-style trailer for his memoir, "Promise Me, America". He was bumbling so bad, they even had to include subtitles. Did autopen write it, and why are they making it seem like he was more important than he actually was? Also on the show: a man got trapped inside a port-a-potty, JB Smiley says he isn't being investigated despite reports, Charlotte Bergmann is accusing Brent Taylor of being a homosexual, and the World Cup Final REVEALED.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

My Salad Tried to Kill Me

Explosive diarrhea is spreading! Think your salad is a healthy choice? We dig into America’s worst-ever outbreak of a sticky, explosive parasite that is turning bagged lettuce into a bioweapon. Cyclospora is a microscopic, sticky parasite that hitches a ride on fresh produce to cause weeks of severe, explosive food poisoning. Also on the show: the worst last names that correspond with a specific job, Chuck Schumer might have the parasite after farting a Senate floor speech; daylight savings time might be coming to an end, and we play Impossible Trivia.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Tennessee: Not Commie Enough, Not Gay Enough

Despite being a top 10 fastest growing state, CNBC has revealed Tennessee as the WORST state to live in. CNBC's specific study gave the state an "F" grade for livability after measuring factors like public safety, healthcare, and state laws. Are they way off the mark, or do you actually agree when it comes to quality of life? Also on the show: Steve Mulroy caught a lot of heat regarding his op-ed on "police being trained to kill", Lindsey Graham and Sam Neill passed away over the weekend, Tunica's Sam's Town was demolished, and Jake explains how he almost kind of killed his dog, sorta.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Landlord Of The Rings

An act of God. After a tree fell and destroyed everything inside, a family has nowhere else to live, and it's become dicey after the landlord has refused to set them up somewhere and help them out. Is it his responsibility or not? Jake gives his take as a fellow landlorder himself and we discuss how much our first rent costed. Also on the show: WVNN's Dale Jackson joined the show to talk about the latest silly and political headlines, hoes be stealin' fake hair, it's tax-free weekend in Mississippi as the school season approaches soon, and we listen to today's Maxterpiece Theater.  See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.