0617 HALF SHOW THE COMPUTER HAD AN OOPSIE BUT WE HAD A BLAST

0709 RIZZO & JEFF AND MISTER ASSMUS TALK MJ'S FAVORITE SNACKS

Well thank you John for the motivational speech for my birthday this weekend...A South Florida man is accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire inside a vehicle after the couple ended their 42-year relationship...Orrin Asmus is a 93-year-old Iowa truck driver vying to claim the Guinness World Records title for the world's oldest active commercial truck driver...A 36-year-old Fort Wayne man is facing a felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and used it while committing arson...A 16-year-old boy standing on the sidewalk outside an Asheville apartment complex was shot Tuesday night and is expected to recover from his injuries...Taco Bell restaurants are pulling fresh ingredients from the menu as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states...Bonnie Tyler the legendary Welsh singer and 3-time Grammy nominee has died...An elephant in Nepal has killed a total of 25 people, including four members of the same family...A rogue elephant in Nepal allegedly found a man's new home and killed two relatives, the elephant, Dhurbe, has been linked to 25 deaths...Michael Jackson loved simple comfort foods and had a major sweet tooth...We ran down the list of his favorite snacks and asked Asheville to try and guess the number one...Vandals are being accused of blowing up at least 13 porta potties in Montana...Lucky called with another criminal story that involved the FBI...House Bill 328 would ban hemp-derived consumable products with a total THC content of more than 0.4 milligrams per retail container...Kayla Ann Russell was charged with a felony after children in her care tested positive for narcotics...Buncombe officials are warning residents about scam calls targeting taxpayers with false claims tied to recent property tax moratorium legislation...Elizabeth Coll says she freaked out when she heard the noise of rats coming from the guest room at her mom's house in San Diego. Next thing she knows, exterminator Chad Piper showed up at the front door. They say it was love at first sight...Birdbox has spread its wings with its “Claude the Claw” fried-chicken sandwich complete with a fowl's foot attached...Former Fresno news anchor Alex Delgado lost over $70000 in a Robinhood scam...Let's go eat some banana Runts and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0708 RIZZO & JEFF "HE SPENT WHAT ON BLUE CHEW"

How do you bagel? Our first caller of the day John goes plain...Controversy is brewing after it was revealed that a married female police officer working at a police substation had successive inappropriate relationships with two married male colleagues...Las Vegas Little League former board president is accused of embezzling nearly $65000 on strip clubs, casinos and personal purchases...A conductor at Tennessee’s famed Incline Railway was fired for his viral Independence Day speech to tourists who were left disgusted by the controversial patriotic message...The newly passed $34 billion North Carolina state budget includes new regulations for vape shops. Language in the budget adds a $1,000 tax on vape shops and requires them to verify their customers are at least 21...The first-ever completed multi-lane roundabout has made its way to western NC, aiming to improve safety and mobility in Haywood...Word is that Ghislaine Maxwell caused a lockdown at the prison she is housed in because of a missing sweater...A man in a wheelchair was set on fire outside the Oklahoma City Police Department headquarters by a random man before bystanders jumped in to help. Video footage shows Alexander Emery throwing a lit Molotov cocktail at the man in the wheelchair and then pushing him into the fire...A woman is going viral after claiming a Little Caesars employee wouldn't sell her a pizza because she was 60 cents short...A superstitious man in central China suffered a retinal detachment after repeatedly slapping his twitching right eyelid...President Donald Trump said today that he thinks the ceasefire and interim agreement to end the war with Iran are now "over."...Health officials are looking for the source behind a parasitic illness causing severe symptoms such as "explosive" diarrhea...Is the French Broad River safe to swim this summer? Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is publicly calling out the presence of Somali gangs in the Twin Cities...John & Jerry, married for 80 years, eat McDonald's breakfast every Friday. They always order Egg McMuffins with sausage...Two 15-year-olds were detained after Waymo reported them for underaged drinking...We hope you enjoy tap dancing with us and Tim Walz...Now check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0707 RIZZO AND JEFF: SHOW MAYHEM ON A TUESDAY WHEELCHAIRS AND MORE

Let's head down the mountain with John this morning...Countryside Village Mobile Home Park bans window AC units, leading to a senior's ER visit during a heat wave...A man was arrested on suspicion of pulling a plug and draining the water from a public man bath at a lodging facility in Ureshino, Japan...Whoopi Goldberg revealed she was absent from “The View” Monday because she was stranded in Italy due to an active volcano erupting...On the 4th of July, a woman was biting into someone’s leg like it was fried chicken. When the other woman said she would press charges, she replied, “I’ll put a bullet right between your eyes.” ...A 15-year-old T.C. Roberson High School student is recovering after being shot outside a Cookout in Hendersonville last week...The Rutherford County Courthouse will remain closed through Tuesday after concerns about possible bed bugs...President Trump is building a permanent helipad at the White House...Does Rizzo eat like an 11-year-old boy? That took us to Listener Court...We ran down his grocery list and the calls came in...A woman named Marijuana Pepsi from birth says she'll never change her name – even though she doesn't smoke weed, or drink fizzy drinks or alcohol...The United States lost to Belgium yesterday, 4-1, ending their World Cup run...A.I. actress Tilly Norwood is set to make her feature film debut in "Misaligned". She will play an A.I. being who is convinced by a rogue bot to develop desires and ambitions of her own...Harvard University’s ‘Taylor Swift Professor’ Shares What She Plans To Teach From Wedding  Rosie has a new girlfriend and she is 19 years old...Imagine that...Man arrested for sharing nuisance video shot at sushi restaurant again...A woman sues boyfriend for not taking her to the airport...Let us go ride in our electronic wheelchair from our friend at Helping Wheels while we listen to this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0706 SLAW ME, ANDY REIDS BURGER BANG AND TAYLOR SWIFT ADVICE AT MSG

SLAW ME!! We started the show back from vacation chatting coleslaw...Let's get to the show...A man has died after allegedly slicing off his own penis and slashing his throat in downtown Los Angeles...Five people are hospitalized after bear spray was accidentally discharged inside a post office in Nagoya, Japan sending customers fleeing...Police are thanking restaurant guests after they restrained a man who was reportedly threatening employees with a firearm in a Black Mountain restaurant...Tonight’s World Cup meeting between the United States and Belgium underwent an unexpected makeover yesterday afternoon, when FIFA announced that American striker Folarin Balogun would be available to play...Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce got married on July 3...The couple celebrated their wedding with a massive celebration at Madison Square Garden in New York City...Andy Reid spilled it Sunday: the officiant told the newlyweds to 'keep kissing.' The Chiefs coach broke it down...Kiss your wife every day...A DoorDash driver, Devonta Hodge, shot and killed 26-year-old Amazon employee Dylan Perkins on June 28 outside the Matteson Amazon Fulfillment Center in Illinois. The violence erupted after Perkins made a joking comment about Hodge's height...Russian women have begun reselling removed breast implants online as demand for breast enlargement falls...A 10-year-old boy is charged with stabbing a Dollar Tree employee multiple times during an attempted robbery in Dauphin County...The Buncombe County Sheriff's Office has confirmed the silver Nissan Rouge they were looking for along with the driver as part of a homicide investigation in Swannanoa have been located...An organization dedicated to protecting wild horses in North Carolina said several apples found on a beach had apparently fallen from a cargo ship...Furious Belgium soccer bosses have been granted the right to appeal the FIFA ruling that allowed Balogun's ban to be overturned...Everyone go enjoy an Andy Reid burger bang and check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0704 THIS IS IT: THE FINALE, DUI HORSE AND SEX SEX, SEX WITH DEER AND BEER... SAUSAGES

THE BIG FINALE IS HERE FOR OUR WEEK OFF AND WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED IT. HERE IS WHAT WE HAVE! SEX. SEX. SEX!!!! LOTS OF SEX TODAY AS A MAN HUMPS A DEER FOR A FRIGHT WHEN CAUGHT... CAN A DUI HAPPEN ATOP A STEED? WE HAVE THE BRUSHING OF YOUR BACK DOOR AND THIS IS THE YEAR OF CRACK... WHICH KIND WE DONT KNOW, GOOD CRACK: IS THERE ANY SUCH KIND OF CRACK... AND A VERY SILLY AVL, ROC,MI,PA,FL AND WNC SHOUT OUT IS IN HERE... BUTT :-) WHERE....  Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"