The Cock Pageant 2026 - Part 2 ( Video Edition)

Alan's Polaroid ( Part 2 )

Welcome back to Part 2 of the Say What! Podcast with Big Pappa J, The Notorious FA-TT, Dirty Boy & Lady P. This half of the show dives headfirst into childhood nostalgia as we discuss the treasures (and questionable items) that once lived on our bedroom shelves. From forgotten collectibles to stories that should probably have stayed buried, things quickly descend into the usual chaos. We also tackle topics nobody asked for, including wank-stained bedsheets, dwarf wallpaper, and other fond memories from a simpler time. The legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round returns, where we discover who appears to be carrying around a mysterious third boxing glove, before Dirty Boy reveals his ultimate dream career — working as a call operator for an Australian bank. It's immature, it's ridiculous, and it somehow gets worse as it goes on. Enjoy ❤️

Alan's Polaroid ( Part 1 )

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, joined by returning legends Dirty Boy & Lady P. As always, Thoughts of the Week immediately sends the podcast spiralling into chaos, as we question whether expensive 3-ply toilet paper is really necessary when a bag of Salt & Vinegar Walkers could technically do the same job. We also tackle the important issues — can you actually sunburn your arsehole, and what would happen if Wes Craven decided to reboot a wholesome nature documentary? Next up is the Poster Round, featuring a bizarre collection that somehow includes Madonna, Where’s Wally, and a fish & chip shop sign that definitely isn’t a tasting menu. In Part 2, nostalgia kicks in as we discuss what lived on your childhood shelves, alongside topics nobody requested including wank-stained bedsheets and the deeply unsettling concept of dwarf wallpaper. Then comes the legendary Big Nob / Small Nob round, where we discover who’s apparently carrying around a third boxing glove, before wrapping things up with Dirty Boy revealing his ultimate dream career — becoming a call operator for an Australian bank. A true ambition for the ages. We hope you enjoy this completely unnecessary descent into madness ❤️

Heavy 'Flo'

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff. From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️ Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄 As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️

Heavy Flow ( Video Edition)

Hello and welcome to another incredible episode of the Say What! Podcast! Over the years we’d like to think we’ve evolved — matured even. Our outlooks are broader, our minds more liberal… unfortunately the podcast itself is still complete nonsense. This week we proudly dedicate an entire round to the ladies, as we design the ultimate dream house: a Barbie-pink paradise featuring luxury hand cream allegedly donated by Tiger Woods, a Cookie Monster sanitary bin, endless rom-com box sets, and industrial levels of Febreze for one particular guest who tends to “kick up a bit.” It’s classy stuff. From there we move onto AI Job Interviews, where the lads dress like Nuns on the Run and attempt to land jobs as nurses. Unsurprisingly, things quickly take on a slightly Harold Shipman vibe and HR are immediately contacted. 🤷‍♂️ Of course, we also squeeze in Thoughts of the Week, alongside the now traditional segment where Big Pappa J somehow ends up slagging off his wife again 🙄 As always, it’s immature, unnecessary, and completely off the rails — exactly how you like it. ❤️

A Day Out With…. ‘Bungle'

Welcome to another episode of A Day Out With… Stick your headphones on, sit back, relax, and join us for a wonderfully questionable day out with none other than Bungle. So what does Bungle get up to when he’s not hanging around with Rod, Jane and Freddy or getting his split ends sorted? Simple — he fancies a booze cruise to Calais. Things are going surprisingly well… until we decide to cover him in wooden clothes pegs, set him on fire, and send him drifting around a lazy river. Standard day out, really. Anyway, it’s only 15 minutes long… and let’s be honest, what else are you doing? Much love as always, BPJ & N-FATT ❤️