Being on Substack is Ruining My Health

I'm Training for My Life Right Now

I’m training for my survival right now. For more than one reason. Political reasons, even. I’m beat right now. I’m struggling to keep my eyes open. But I’m proud of myself. Let me tell you why, in today’s episode of our podcast. I’ll keep this intro brief. But I’ll go into detail on the podcast. I appreciate you lending me your ears, as always. I’m so proud to have such a wonderful gathering of people here on Substack. Our Mouthy Militia is made up of the BEST people. Thank you for all you bring to the table. I appreciate it more than you know. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?coupon=e5dc6a97] If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe [https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429]. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 [https://gofund.me/3c8d35629] Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Nobody Listened to Your Bullshit, Lying Speech, Traitor Trump

What a pathetic piece of orange dogshit. It would have been laughable if it weren’t so damn pathetic. The Lyin’ King decided to make a 25-minute speech to push his fake, tinfoil hat-worthy theories about China helping the Democrats to steal the 2020 election. He figured that this would be covered on national TV. Just one problem: It wasn’t. Not by several networks, anyway. And of course, Crybaby Caligula threw a huge fit. He threatened ABC and NBC with taking their broadcasting licenses away. Even CBS cut away at one point. Only Faux News hung in there for a bit. Nobody gives a fuck about an election from six years ago. Especially when President Biden served the full term and hasn’t been in power for over a year-and-a-half. But that just goes to show how insecure Donald Dementia is about losing. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. Focus on the now, Fuckwit. Try helping the American people rather than yourself and your billionaire buttlords. This shit is beyond pathetic. You're embarrassing yourself on the world stage daily. We don’t respect you in the least. Nobody wants to hear you cry like the orange Twatzi you are. 25th Amendment this asswipe, already. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?coupon=e5dc6a97] If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe [https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429]. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 [https://gofund.me/3c8d35629] Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Allow Me to Introduce You to My Wonderful Friend

Damn, I knew that shit was gonna be hilarious. Though it started rough with Mooch falling off our bed during the first 30 seconds, we rebounded well. Good thing she’s fairly padded. The greedy little thing tried to get the treats I had in my left pocket. Sadly, this wasn’t the first time it has happened. But she’s no worse for the wear. Duck and roll, Mooch! It was so badass having my good friend, Rusty Shackleford [https://substack.com/profile/523701272-rusty-shackleford], join us. This was my first Substack Live in a couple of months, and it was awesome to have one of my favorite people on with us. He’s the funniest writer you haven’t likely read yet. Here’s an example of a recent article of Rusty’s that had me laughing my ass off: Thank you for reading it. And I hope you’ll give our video chat a watch and read more of his writing. We have a similar no-fucks-given style of writing. He’ll make you laugh, I promise. Please visit his Substack page and hit that subscribe button. Click HERE [https://rustyshackleford421.substack.com/subscribe] to support my friend Rusty. https://rustyshackleford421.substack.com/subscribe Thank you for giving this one a watch or a listen. We sure had a blast, and it was wonderful to virtually meet his baby boy, Otto. Rusty is a stay-at-home dad to a three-month-old son and a two-year-old little man. He has his hands full, for certain. But he’s a hell of a dad. He’s working hard to make Substack a career. I know that hustle. I’d love for our Mouthy Militia to subscribe to his page. Please support him if you enjoy his work. Mooch loves peanut butter bones, and his baby boys love their treats, too. Thank you for considering it. We hope you laugh your ass off at our shenanigans. We appreciate you watching or listening! © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?coupon=e5dc6a97] If you enjoy my Substack Lives, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Thank you Jeffry Weidner [https://substack.com/profile/23683480-jeffry-weidner], Dashk Observes [https://substack.com/profile/136473650-dashk-observes], BRATTYMS [https://substack.com/profile/157157690-brattyms], Mother Of Yorkies [https://substack.com/profile/291957503-mother-of-yorkies], JD Style. [https://substack.com/profile/410545547-jd-style], and many others for tuning into my live video with Rusty Shackleford [https://substack.com/profile/523701272-rusty-shackleford]! Join me for my next live video in the app. Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

May the 2026 Diarrrhea Lettuce End This Trump Nightmare

This diarrhea epidemic is something else, but could prove to be useful. I’d laugh my ass off if lettuce is what ended Pedolf Shitler’s crime spree. Not clogged arteries. No heart attack. Fucking LETTUCE. Finding the Chutney Child Rapist dead on the toilet would be poetic justice. Karma would finally be served. I don’t need over one billion served. Just ONE. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I’d love to see the end of the Scamburgler. Of course, legal justice wouldn’t have been served. But at this point, I’d take cosmic justice to end this nightmare. And please, Grim Reaper, feel free to supersize this bitch. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?coupon=e5dc6a97] If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe [https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429]. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 [https://gofund.me/3c8d35629] Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]

Donald Trump is a Lying Fucking Psychopath

Every time I read the latest crisis of the day from the Chaos Demon, I get so pissed. It wears on my mental health. I’ve worked really hard to not allow Ayatollah Complaini to dominate my thoughts 24-7. I attempt to give myself a little downtime and still enjoy a few things in my life. But I do have to read, write, and speak about him constantly. So it’s a juggling act, protecting my mental health. Some days, I feel that I’m losing the battle. But I fight on. I’m not letting a lying, gaslighting, dementia-riddled orange fuck-puddle destroy my life. I’ll keep at this until he breathes his final putrid breath. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. Thank you for giving it a listen. I couldn’t do this without you guys. Your support of my work means the world to me. My family and I couldn’t do it without you. Thank you so very much. © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved. Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon, just for you! Join HERE for 50% off! [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?coupon=e5dc6a97] If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have your support. Thank you! Click HERE to Contribute to our GoFundMe [https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429]. And we hope to see you soon on the road! https://gofund.me/bfe9b9429 [https://gofund.me/3c8d35629] Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe [https://themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_4]