The First L(alien)dy

America...Great!

Tonight on America...Great, the pig mask is on and the chaos is unmatched. We are diving into the latest on Trump and the tart, breaking down why the Supreme Court is saying "Yes, Yes, No," and giving a massive yawn to the World Cup updates. 🔥 TONIGHT'S EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: We talk to a completely anonymous whistleblower who demands to reveal the absolute madness he witnessed through the windows of the White House while attempting a historic Guinness World Record for Ferris Wheel rides in a single day! Plus, we close out the night riffing on X tweets with Mtn GuardianX to see if they slap! DO NOT MISS IT! *** The Swellington Tonight is a late-night satirical news program. All characters, interviews, and socio-political commentary are purely for comedic entertainment and parody purposes.

Breath It In

🚨Live🚨The Parton Pit Stop, the democratic front runner, alien exhaustion, AI Salvation and visit with MTN Guardian X for DOES IT SLAP! DO NOT MISS!

I,Cosmos

🚨Live🚨 Trump Dumps, Aliens Dry Up, The Vances hit the stage, The Cosmo is like Fart Jokes? and we interview A. Leprechaun about the proton collider creating gold! DO NOT MISS!

everything is under control.

🚨Talk AI, Vance,Trumps brain, the Universe new big hole & interview the Pakistani Negotiator DO NOT MISS🚨

God Chose Me

🚨Live🚨 Iran admires the Kardashian method, AI and the economy of Baal (we interview the top demonic economist), and Trump takes flight or a dump or a pass DO NOT MISS!