Mrs. Convoy Doesn't Believe It's Funny to Pronounce Melania "Melanoma"

What If Chemical Additives Are Actually Good for You?

None of Mr. and Mrs. Merle-Duphiss Convoy's five children is autistic, though daughter Matthew is gender dysmorphic, and Shan'Tel thanks Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for that. She explains why her family avoids fresh fruit and vegetables, and why no vitamin can compare to an intimate relationship with Jesus.  Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601936/support] Subscribe today, while supplies last! buzzsprout.com/2601711/subscribe.

Mrs. Convoy Actually Finds Stephen Miller Kind of Cute

Many revile President Trump's controversial deputy chief of staff and future Secretary of Xenophobia as a ghastly little fascist, and call him cruel names like Pee Wee German. But Mrs. Convey prides herself on seeing the good in everyone, including practitioners of the Jewish faith like future Secretary Miller. http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe [http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe] Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601936/support] Subscribe today, while supplies last! buzzsprout.com/2601711/subscribe.

The Pope's Pointy Hat Reminds Me of the Klan's

Many on the radical left enjoy pointing out that many of the bad bunnies President Trump's administration has been deporting in numbers never seen before are Christians, but Mrs. Merle-Duphiss Convey (Shan'Tel) notes that they're a weird kind of Christian.  http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe [http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe] Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601936/support] Subscribe today, while supplies last! buzzsprout.com/2601711/subscribe.

Is Pam Bundy Related to Notorious Serial Killer Ted?

Dutiful white Christian bride Mrs. Merle-Duphiss Convoy (Shan'Tel to her friends) dares to ask a disturbing question about the USA's sexy blonde Attorney General. http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe [http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe] Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601936/support] Subscribe today, while supplies last! buzzsprout.com/2601711/subscribe.

So ICE Murders an Occasional Domestic Terrorist. Are YOU So Perfect?

Mrs. Convoy, who doesn't see the upside of escaped brown murderers, rapists, and mental patients from countries whose names she doesn't know anyone who can spell being allowed to terrorize decent white Christian Americans, celebrates the brave masked men of whatever ICE stands for.  http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe [http://buzzsprout.com/2601771/subscribe] Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2601936/support] Subscribe today, while supplies last! buzzsprout.com/2601711/subscribe.