Porterhouse People Of The Week For June 9th

Small Town Crime Wave For June 15th

June 7th thru the 13th (all week) - City of LaCrosse  To promote an upcoming Country music festival called Country BOOM. They have large letters saying BOOM all over town. Every night, someone or someones is swapping letters around town, making numerous signs say "BOOB." They are still at large  June 7th – City of Brooklyn  At 7:20 pm two different people reported that 3 men stopped their vehicle, got out, and two of them were doing push-ups while the third watched, while drinking a can of something. They then got back in the car and drove away   June 8th – City of Monroe  At 1:00 AM a man drove into the lot of a truck dealer, blaring his horn. He then got out of his car, yelled at the building about how mad he was, before getting back into his car and driving away.  I mean I hope the guy who yelled at an empty building feels better about the situation. Sometimes you just gotta let it all out. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - World Cup Referee Shaun Evans

FIFA, an organization famous for never being involved in controversy, has launched an investigation after an Australian VAR official was seen making a hand gesture that some believe is associated with white supremacists. The official says it wasn’t meant that way, critics disagree, and now a committee will spend an unknown number of hours reviewing video footage frame-by-frame to determine whether humanity has once again discovered a new way to argue about hand signals on the internet. In the meantime, everyone remains extremely calm and reasonable about it, as people always do on social media. For making a super unnecessary gesture, innocent or nah, World Cup Referee Shaun Evan should feel shame, shame, shame.

WOTW: Underwhelming Underwear Thief

When you steal the least pawnable item in a persons house, you might just become a Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the Week!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Phil Mickelson

Phil Mickelson is great at golf but not so great at talking to women. For getting kicked out of a golf club for checks notes “nonconsensual and inappropriate physical contact," he should feel shame, shame, shame.

Laura Lee vs Cutter: Coooooooooooooooors

Who can hold their Coors the longest?!