Own The Plot

19 - Ratting Things as if they were Guys

Ever looked at a water bottle and thought… he’s definitely a gym bro with commitment issues? 💧🚩 No? Just us? Well buckle up, bestie, because in this episode, Dani & Dari are spiraling into full delulu territory and rating random things as if they were guys 😭💅 From green juice and Spotify playlists 🧃🎶 to dry shampoo and Wi-Fi (yes, Wi-Fi) 💈📱—we’re giving EVERYTHING a full personality, red flag energy, and imaginary dating history. Is this emotionally healthy? Probably not. Is it hilarious? Absolutely. 😌 We’re talking situationships with tote bags, debating whether Crocs are a walking ick, and asking the big questions like: is this thing a green flag soft boy or a manipulative situationship king? 👀💔 Expect chaos, delusion, and very passionate hot takes. So grab your iced coffee, open your Notes app, and play along—because after this episode, you’ll never look at your favorite snack the same way again 🍟🫣🎙️We hope you enjoy! Timestamps ⏰✨00:00 - Intro 00:50 - Drink of the Episode 02:02 - Rating Things as if they were Guys48:46 - Songs of the Episode49:39 - OutroAll Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz#podcast #pod #owntheplot #popculture #trending #podcastfun #podcastshow #spotifypodcast #applepodcasts #bestfriends #besties #ObsessedAndUnapologetic #podcastlife #danianddari #bingeworthy #PodcastEpisode #Delulu #HotTakes #GirlHumor #Situationships #ChaoticEnergy #TikTokHumor #MillennialHumor #GenZPodcast #FunnyPodcastMoments #RatingThingsAsGuys #UnhingedContent #InternetCulture #guys #men #man #rating #zacefron #landonorris #oppinion

18 - Reading AITA Reddit Stories

📱Strap in, scroll deep, and prepare to judge—because this week, we’re getting *way* too emotionally invested in strangers’ drama 😤🫣 In this episode, Dani & Dari are diving into the chaotic, hilarious, and sometimes unhinged world of Reddit stories 👀💻 From wild "Am I the A**hole?" drama to stories that had us screaming “NO WAY THIS IS REAL” 😭💀—we're reading them raw and reacting with zero chill. Expect spicy hot takes, dramatic reenactments (yes, we *will* be doing voices), and opinions that might get us canceled in very niche corners of the internet 😬📣 We’re judging strangers on the internet like it’s our full-time job, unpacking toxic family lore, friendship breakups, and one story that *literally* made us consider going off-grid 🌲📵 So whether you're the nosy friend (us), the chaotic neutral (also us), or just here for the tea, this episode is your new personality 🫖👀 So grab your emotional support snack, mute your group chat, and get ready to spiral—because Reddit stories are wild, and we’re wilder 👩🏻‍⚖️😈🎙️We hope you enjoy! All Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz

17 - What is Pretty Privilege?

✨ Ever wonder why some people get free stuff, skipped lines, and mysteriously better customer service? Two words: pretty privilege 💅💋 In this episode, Dani & Dari are getting real about the perks (and petty drama) that come with being easy on the eyes—whether it’s on the ‘gram or IRL 👀📱 They’re breaking down the beauty bias, sharing wild real-life stories, spilling what they’ve seen go down on social media, and asking the big questions—like which Disney princess is riding the pretty privilege wave the hardest (we have thoughts, and yes, it's controversial 👑😤). Is it unfair? Absolutely. Is it fascinating? 100%. And are we a little bitter? Maybe just a tiny bit 😌🫶 So grab your gloss, sip something cute, and join the convo that’s equal parts hilarious, chaotic, and suspiciously relatable. Welcome to the episode where looks do matter (but we’re gonna laugh about it anyway) 💖🎙️We hope you enjoy! All Social Media:@owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design:Instagram: @pablomarquez8Music:Instagram: @lurvbeatz

16 - Who's Most Likely To?

Let the chaos begin 😈💥 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are putting their reputations and their friendship on the line with a game of Who’s Most Likely To? 💅🎤 Spoiler: it gets unhinged FAST. We’re talking dramatic accusations, unexpected confessions, and a whole lot of "wait… you REALLY think I’d do that?!" 😳💀 From who's most likely to get banned from a place for being a little too chaotic?🚨🤦🏻‍♀️, to who would 100% expose someone on the podcast by accident? 🎙️😳, nothing is off-limits. Expect chaotic laughter, petty debates, and emotional damage in the cutest form possible 💔🫶 Will we still be besties after this? Probably. Will we secretly hold grudges forever? Also yes 😌✍️ So grab a snack, play along, and come roast (or defend!) your faves—this one’s messy, juicy, and so unserious. 💖🎙️ We hope you enjoy! All Social Media: @owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design: Instagram: @pablomarquez8 Music: Instagram: @lurvbeatz

15 - Am I Secretly A Grandma

Get ready to feel exposed (in the most adorable way) 🧓🏼🫶 because in this episode, Dani & Dari are confronting a shocking truth: we might actually be secret grandmas in our 20s 😭💥 From ranting about "kids these days" 👶🏼🚫 to getting way too hype over herbal tea, heating pads, and early bedtimes 😴—we're unpacking ALL the cozy, slightly crusty, old-soul habits we’ve accidentally adopted. 🧦📚✨ We’re talking slow mornings, home remedies (Vicks cures everything, don’t argue 🫢), deep puzzles obsession, and how complaining about "how fast the year is flying" has become our favorite sport 😭📅 Plus: dramatic sighing, saving plastic bags, and why we think brunch should be mandatory and clubs should start at 4 PM. 🥂 So grab your rocking chair, fluff your pillows, and let's spiral into grandma-core chaos together. 🎙️🧶 We hope you enjoy! All Social Media: @owntheplot Dani: @daniimarquezs Dari: @darielaromero Graphic Design: Instagram: @pablomarquez8 Music: Instagram: @lurvbeatz