Sons of Wilma

In the fifth episode of Across The Ditch, the brothers reminisce about old times when Asa did anything to escape chores. They also contemplate why a man sold his cigarette ash.

In the fourth instalment of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa examine the likelihood of two calves killing their mother in a head-on collision - yes, you read that right. Throwing it back to biblical times, they also realise we may have more in common with the Israelites than we first thought.

In the third episode of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa talk about how an elderly woman got stuck in a manhole for an unknown amount of time - perhaps it was a year and she had a birthday down there. They also talk about a teacher who was sent to court for whacking a student.

In the second episode of Across The Ditch, the brothers talk about why breweries are slapping nutritional labels on beer and a new trend where people are dipping pizza in milk.

In the first episode of Across The Ditch, Jeziel and Asa chat about a man who woke up to a mob of cats at his house, and a new law allowing people to walk any animal in public, such as a rat, donkey or - if found and tamed - a dragon.