Terrible Dudes of OkCupid

It's the final episode of Season 1, and it is FULL of terribleness!

Omega Male looking for Omega Female - None of this means what that dude thinks it means. Another long and painful one, for your pleasure, dear listener.

Close reading of the seemingly never-ending Worst Profile on OkCupid.

In our second episode, Michael needs you to choose between your tits and your brain. Ryan wants you to paddle. Chris proposes a contractual arrangement. Bob mansplains colorblindness.

Jeff is tired of women getting offended, X doesn't want you to wear makeup, Sam likes them boobs.