Terrible Dudes of OkCupid

"Milk."

It's the final episode of Season 1, and it is FULL of terribleness!

The Omega Female

Omega Male looking for Omega Female - None of this means what that dude thinks it means. Another long and painful one, for your pleasure, dear listener.

"Welcome to the Drama-Free Zone."

Close reading of the seemingly never-ending Worst Profile on OkCupid.

"Be...fascinating."

In our second episode, Michael needs you to choose between your tits and your brain. Ryan wants you to paddle. Chris proposes a contractual arrangement. Bob mansplains colorblindness.

Episode 1: : "Grow up and get over it, buttercup."

Jeff is tired of women getting offended, X doesn't want you to wear makeup, Sam likes them boobs.