2 Cents, No Change Show

Don't do what you don't know.

Burnout, Family Entitlement, Career Pivots, Porch Pirates & a Rant on ‘Slanted’ Mr. All Alladat Shyt and Mr. Fernando vent about being overworked from 6 AM to 6 PM, juggling exhausting corporate reporting and “creative on demand,” and discuss grabbing opportunities while they come. They shift to family dynamics, with one describing a cousin who recently started calling despite having little in common and seeming to feel entitled because of past help from his parents, leading to talk about therapy, emotional avoidance, and health in their community. A meme—“What isn’t meant for you will disappoint you in a thousand ways until you learn the lesson and leave”—sparks reflection on pivoting careers, evolving creatively, and knowing when to walk away. They also complain about a stolen dresser delivery and unhelpful retailer/shipping responses, then review and criticize the film “Slanted” for its transracial-to-white premise and disrespect toward the main character’s family and friends. 00:00 S2-EP4 Don't do what you don't know 05:51 Collection Plate 10:52 Why yo cousin be callin you? 21:12 Career chapter changes 26:19 Porch Pirates 29:38 Slanted 40:23 Nickel Slick 40:49 Gay Archetypes 54:03 How did the troops vote? 01:06:43 Christ come get your child 01:13:26 Castro Supreme 01:20:39 Our 2 Cents 01:20:57 Why some YT man thought this was a we converation 01:25:43 Why you gotta fight someone to be wrong?

Jack'd A Poem

Ex’s Ex Houseguest, Job Hunt Burnout, and “Jacked: A Poem” | Nickel Slick + Jukebox Money We banter and ask viewers to like, share, and subscribe, then recap a chaotic week where Mr. Fernando hosts his ex’s ex—a Black professional dancer—for four days, describing nonstop conversation, no hookup, and unexpected perks like groceries and weed. They discuss learning new insight about why Fernando’s ex ended things, framing it around intimidation and competing “dominant” personalities, and broaden into dating frustrations and sexual stereotypes. The conversation shifts to long-term unemployment in the creative/tech space, skepticism about resume feedback, perceived hiring bias, and recruiters as gatekeepers, plus concerns about AI replacing jobs and talk of UBI. They touch on Trump-era commentary, TSA/ICE remarks, and Steve Bessent, then review SheaMoisture black soap shower gel and a United Airlines destroyed-baggage claim payout. Segments include “Jacked: A Poem” about a hostile app chat, a viral gymnastics floor routine, Cardi B tour chatter, jukebox music picks, and “2 cents” on youth lowering ambitions. 00:00 S2 - EP5 Jack'd: A POEM 02:47 Collection Plate 03:25 Hosting your ex's ex 19:34 Transitioning out of creative design industry 37:24 Iran like black folk 41:36 Black Moisture Soap? 43:08 Why you lost your bag? 43:10 What happened to your bag? 50:20 Nickel Slick 52:59 ICE Messing with Vacation Season 53:29 Faded Black People 56:24 Where Yall going? 57:11 Scott Bassett arrogant ass 01:12:45 Jack'ed A POEM 01:24:39 Get it on the floor routine 01:31:06 Jukebox Money 01:31:35 Earth Sign Chels 01:32:16 Cain Culto ft. Jarina Demarco 01:34:34 Our 2 cents 01:35:05 When bills want money but, Ray Charles when it comes to a job 01:45:09 Mr. Alladt Shyt's 2 Cents Credits: Collection Plate: NBC News–Meet The press with Scott Bessent–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55FtfIk8U94 Nickel Slick: Page 6 (Nicole Kidman's Photo Bomb)–https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8VeGQK4coc @leannram (CardB's Advice)–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/ @kyrstin_johnson–FloorRoutine–https://www.instagram.com/p/DVpZvomiRI9/ Jukebox Money: @earthsignchels – Already Won–https://www.instagram.com/earthsignchels/ @cainculto–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716 @rochonemusic– I love sex–https://linktr.ee/cainculto?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=bbf85861-204d-40ac-affe-2d39c92aa716

Trolling the Trolls

In this show Mr. Alladat Shyt vents about a frustrating two-plus-hour hold call before reminding viewers to like, share, and subscribe. We joke about the power of a good weed-syrup lemonade cocktail and do a “collection plate” bit, then swap stories of trolling online commenters, including replies on posts about Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry’s anti-DEI stance, Jasmine Crockett insults, and Don Lemon’s arraignment. Mr. Alladat Shyt recaps a long-weekend trip to St. Croix—great food, beaches, and a boutique hotel with poor hospitality—then critiques “DL” Caribbean dating culture. We discuss Beef Dip in Puerto Vallarta, a new romantic connection in Mexico, and cartel retaliation after a U.S.-assisted operation killed a cartel leader, leading to fires, airport and store violence, and looting. The episode closes with reflections on not matching hateful energy, practicing self-love, and frustration over expensive prescription glasses, plus a note that Apple Podcasts will be on video. 00:00 Trolling the Trolls 03:41 Collection Plate 07:49 Read the Trolls 17:56 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Island Trip 27:02 Twitter X Rated 31:36 Back to weird DL Caribbean men 33:18 Beef Dip 36:35 This boy I met 38:23 We chillin? Where? 42:45 Nickel Slick 56:25 Our 2 Cents 56:47 Mr Fernando hugging the hate away 01:05:17 Mr. Alladat Shyt's Expensive Glasses

Epstein Pedos

On this episode "Epstein Pedos" The hosts open by urging viewers to like, subscribe, share. We vent about work stress, preparing for a Mexico trip, and reject paying for sex. We debate friends-with-benefits versus boyfriends, arguing romantic partners should be friends first and criticizing emotionless expectations in gay dating. They recount seeking STI testing in Austin, refusing a $250–$300 county-clinic fee, and emphasizing free testing, knowing your status, and using doxy prep. They react to a video about an ICE shooting and discuss deaths in ICE custody, political double-speak, and concerns about abuse and trafficking. The episode closes with intense HOA complaints about poor responsiveness, rising fees, special assessments, and neighborhood security priorities. 00:00 S2 - EP2 Epstein Pedos 04:01 Collection Plate 09:47 Dude Charging on Jackd?! 7:24 Just come cut my hair brah 23:13 So you think I need a man? 39:15 Nickle Slick 42:03 Testing Testing STD 47:20 Alex Pretti 01:16:54 Our 2 Cents 01:17:12 The HOA CREDITS: Josh Doss [https://www.instagram.com/doss.discourse/] Gaye Magazine [https://www.instagram.com/gayemagazine/] GET TESTED: https://aidsvu.org/services [https://aidsvu.org/services ]

What is it good for?

In this dynamic and unfiltered episode, we dive into a multitude of topics ranging from personal anecdotes and social commentary to the importance of emotional accountability in politics. Get ready for raw and real discussions on the state of ICE, the impact of faulty customer service, and personal reflections on the influences that shape our lives. Remember to like, share, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/2centsnochangeshow 00:00 S2 – EP 1 What is it good for? 03:00 Collection Plate 04:36 Surprise It's a Threesome 10:33 Why dating some bi men like a woman?! 19:49 Nickle Slick 23:12 ICE Causing RIP 01:02:35 Put it on the line 01:11:53 Janruary 6ers - Where are they now? 01:24:47 Our 2 Cents 01:25:00 Mr. Alladat Shyt 's Customer Service 01:32:06 Mr. Fernando - I love you mom