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76. Somebody Help Me

For #blackweek of Vacation Horror Month, we head to Lake Arrowhead for a birthday getaway full of beautiful people, HORRIBLE decision making, and a whole lotta unlocked doors as we dive into 2007’s Somebody Help Me! What starts as a cozy cabin weekend birthday party quickly spirals into chaos after couples start disappearing into the woods one by one. As bodies start piling up and random people keep suggesting they “split up,” our remaining crew must survive: * A creepy cabin NO ONE locks… ever * Approximately 47 moments where calling the police immediately would’ve solved everything * Creepy ghost/living(?) blonde child confusion * White folks wandering into the woods dressed for brunch * And a villain so durable this man survives stabbings, beatings, gunshots, and probably poor Yelp reviews So grab your inhaler, LOCK YOUR DAMN DOORS, and press play for a Vacation Horror entry where everybody screams “Somebody help me!” while actively making sure help can never find them 😒 Up next: #SequelWeek Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #vacationhorror #somebodyhelpme #marqueshouston #omarion #blackhorror

75. Zombeavers

It’s week two of Vacation Horror Month and apparently the real danger of a relaxing lake getaway isn’t drinking too much, cheating on your partner, or inviting emotionally unstable young adults into the woods… it’s BEAVERS. Specifically: toxic waste infected, flesh-hungry, relationship-destroying ZOMBEAVERS. After Bill Burr and John Mayer lose a barrel of radioactive sludge into the wilderness because they were too busy talking about experimental sex and not paying attention to the road, a peaceful beaver community becomes an undead army of horny little murder demons. Unfortunately for one deeply messy group of twenty-somethings, they picked THIS exact weekend to head to a lake cabin filled with adultery, hurt feelings, dick pics, and entirely too much confidence in their survival skills. Get ready for: • Toxic waste being transported with the security level of a Facebook Marketplace couch delivery • Beavers cutting phone lines, building barricades, tunneling through floors, and generally operating like a tiny woodland militia • And a shocking amount of people trying to hook up during an active zombie animal siege Join us as we descend into one of the dumbest, funniest, horniest creature features ever made — where the vibes are chaotic, the relationships are doomed, and literally nobody respects the dangers of rabid mutant wildlife until it’s way too late. Press play… and maybe stay out of the water. Up Next: #BlackWeek Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies

74. Tourist Trap

It’s officially May which means: pack your bags, grab your snacks, and make sure your spare tire actually has air in it because we are entering Vacation Horror Month ✈️ Kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, we’re heading back to 1979 for Tourist Trap! Where a casual roadside detour turns into a full-blown nightmare fueled by mannequins, madness, and whatever the hell “killer kinesis” is supposed to be 😳 This week, we’ve got: * A Creepy Grandpa offering help like a customer service rep from hell (and they ACCEPT IT??) * People splitting up like it’s a contractual obligation * And a villain with a tragic backstory who said, “you know what would help? MANNEQUINS” So strap in for a road trip that should’ve been 20 minutes but turned into a telekinesis-fueled roadside horror show. Press play and come hang out with us as we try to make sense of the nonsense, question every decision, and survive Tourist Trap… unlike literally everyone in this movie 😌 Up next: #ThisCentury, Zombeavers!! Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #vacationhorror #touristtrap #70’shorror

73. JASON X

For the final week of Action Horror April, we hit Sequel Week, which means we’re going somewhere familiar… but with a ridiculous upgrade. Where are we headed, and who’s coming with us? Oh, just casually blasting off into space with Jason Voorhees. That’s right: Jason X, aka: Jason goes to spacee! Ever wondered what JV would be up to 400 years in the future on a spaceship? Spoiler: exactly what he does at Camp Crystal Lake, in anyone’s woods, and in “Manhattan”—he’s catching bodies with creativity and commitment. The setting may be futuristic, but the survival skills? Still very much… optional.  Get ready to hear about: * A crew of student geniuses doing the absolute least to stay alive * A man “in charge” who knows nothing but thinks he knows everything * The most useless space military of all time (you had ONE job!!) * And Jason out here upgrading his kill count like it’s a tech demo Press play for chaos, carnage, and one of the wildest franchise pivots ever - featuring zero gravity nonsense, an unexpected glow-up, and Jason really said “I’ll take this franchise… to infinity and beyond.” 🚀 Up next: NEW MONTH, NEW THEME! Need more Friday the 13th?! Check out episode 39 for the origins of a horror icon!! Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #actionhorror #jasonx #fridaythe13th #jasonvoorhees

RE-RELEASE EPISODE 32: Megashark vs. Crocosaurus

Y’all, I was tired AF and decided to give myself a week off, but just a week!! So I dug in the crates to find an appropriate #blackweek film Action Horror April and I found one. So if you haven’t already, enjoy this jaunt back to last summers shark month with your boy Dr. Private Urkel. And worry not, shark month will return! 🦈🩸 We’ve made it to July and it is hot as hell outside—so obviously it’s time for a nice, relaxing dip in the ocean. Perfect timing too, because if you hit play on this episode, welcome to Shark Month 🦈 We’re kicking things off with our #BlackWeek pick—and shockingly, this is not the most unhinged movie I’ve got lined up this month (just wait 😏). So kick back, grab a snack, and let me walk you through the absolutely wild evolution of Steve Urkel: from suspenders to service, leveling up into a Navy-trained, PhD-having, aquatic acoustic engineer… who invents a shark sound machine and proceeds to take down a mega shark, a crocosaurus, and a whole daycare of baby crocs. And don’t worry—we fast-forward through the “Dr. Urkel goes to college” era. The real chaos starts at shark sound machine. Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon INSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon Got a movie suggestion: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com New Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker #gnrpodcast #ghostninjaraccoon #horrorpodcast #horrormovies #actionhorror #blackweek