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My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel

Podcast by Chris Palmore

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About My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel

A satirical audio experience like no other. In this limited 7-episode series, a Burt-ish AI voice reads from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. Recorded live using the ElevenLabs Reading App—no voices cloned, no rules (technically) broken. It’s storytelling meets parody meets mental hygiene. Sanitized wisdom. Comedic chaos. Deep(ish) truths. Subscribe, come back weekly, and—seriously—don’t tell anyone this ever happened. Questions, comments, or revelations in the soap aisle? Email: hello@gratitudespace.com

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Ep 6 - Panic at the Costco and the Whisper in the Wipes Aisle

Forget breathwork retreats and vision boards. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide storms back into the fluorescent-lit chaos—reading Chapter 10: Panic at the Costco, Chapter 11: The Whisper in the Wipes Aisle, and Chapter 12: Thank You, You Bald Bastard from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie reminds us that enlightenment can strike anywhere—even in a wholesale panic attack, a desperate glance down a wipes aisle, or a half-muttered thank you meant for a bald-headed imaginary friend. We explore the reality that real peace isn’t always found in pristine moments—it’s hidden in the everyday madness, the missed deals, and the messy gratitude that sneaks up when you least expect it. Because sometimes, the sacred path to sanity runs right through Costco… and smells faintly of disinfectant wipes. Sanitized wisdom continues. Subscribe, stock up emotionally, and remember: This never happened.

20 Nov 2025 - 13 min
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Ep. 3 – No Hugs, Just Heckling

Forget sage-scented hugs and flowy-robed wisdom. In this episode, our sarcastic spirit guide takes the mic again—reading Chapter 4: No Hugs, Just Heckling and Chapter 5: The RSVP I Never Sent from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. This week, Spirit Howie reminds us that not all healing comes with a warm embrace. Sometimes, it sounds more like:"You’re a mess. But you’re still here. So let’s go." We explore the oddly affirming power of being called out with compassion, roasted into realization, and learning to protect your peace with a simple, sacred no. Because sometimes what you need isn’t motivation—it’s mockery, mild shame, and a metaphorical Purell slap to the face. Sanitized wisdom continues. Subscribe, say no to things, and remember: This never happened.

30 Oct 2025 - 9 min
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Ep. 2 – Germs and Genius + The Hand Sanitizer Confessional

This week, we double down on anxiety and antiseptic wisdom. Our narrator—still very much channeling the calm chaos of a post-enlightenment Burt Reynolds—reads Chapter 2: Germs and Genius and Chapter 3: The Hand Sanitizer Confessional from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. In Chapter 2, we explore why Howie Mandel—like it or not—is the perfect spirit guide for anyone who’s ever spiraled mid-snack. In Chapter 3, we pull up the therapy couch and confess the truth: sometimes healing looks like imagining a bald Canadian celebrity handing you Purell and telling you to get a Frosty. It’s weird. It’s honest. It might just be the most emotionally supportive germaphobia you’ve ever experienced. Subscribe for weekly episodes—and remember: This never happened.

23 Oct 2025 - 11 min
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Ep. 1 – The Germ-Free Gospel Begins

It all started with soap. In this premiere episode, our AI narrator—who sounds suspiciously like a spiritually awakened Burt Reynolds—reads the Introduction and Chapter 1: The Vision in Aisle 5 from My Spirit Guide Is Howie Mandel: The Surprisingly Clean Path to Mental Clarity by Chris Palmore. One man. One anxiety spiral. Thirty-seven kinds of hand soap. And then—there he was. Not Jesus. Not Oprah. Howie Mandel. Appearing mid-panic in the Target soap aisle, offering spiritual sarcasm and unsolicited sanitation advice from deep within one man’s very tired brain. This is where the gospel begins: a weird, wonderful, germ-conscious journey into mental clarity—delivered one sanitized moment at a time. Just storytelling. Just weird enough to work. Subscribe for weekly episodes—and remember: This never happened.

16 Oct 2025 - 10 min
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