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Nobody Asked Us

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Nobody asked us to make this podcast — but we’re doing it anyway. Hosted by two wildly honest, slightly unhinged women, Nobody Asked Us dives into the mess of modern adulthood with dark humor, sarcasm, and surprising sincerity. Expect unfiltered takes on relationships, parenting, mental health, weird childhood stories, cult-ish encounters, and the occasional spiritual meltdown. It’s like your most brutally honest group chat… if that group chat had microphones and no boundaries. Come for the chaos. Stay for the catharsis

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28 episodes

episode Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains. artwork

Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains.

Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk. This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage and spilled coffee betrayals to a British Vogue think piece asking if having a boyfriend is officially embarrassing. They dive into why feeling safe is sexy and pink eye is not. And cover why Twilight actually explains how women love, why Patrick Swayze ruined dating for everyone, and how breadsticks became a metaphor for emotional neglect. It’s chaotic, champagne-fueled therapy with equal parts existential feminism, nostalgia, and filthy punchlines. Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy. A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners. For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist

11 Nov 2025 - 1 h 12 min
episode Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice. artwork

Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice.

This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system safety. We talk about the trades you make for peace, what you give up to go up, and how sometimes pigs in a blanket are your real non-negotiables. Then we detour into the anthropology of dating—why no one lets a man pick them up anymore, how clean-hair girls and DoorDash girls coexist, and the text from a hot new guy that derailed the last five minutes of the pod. It’s self-awareness, sarcasm, and soft pants season. Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy. A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners. For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist

4 Nov 2025 - 1 h 10 min
episode Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints. artwork

Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints.

This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn-door crisis designed by men who’ve never held in a poop. We spiral into guilt-free rest, unsolicited advice, male audacity on dating apps, and the shocking science of tiny taints. Plus: why we apologize before being confident, and how 39 feels like a home renovation show you didn’t sign up for. Also: your uterus doesn’t age, your eggs are fine, and we are done pre-emptively shrinking our power. It's feminism, feral energy, and Costco appreciation hour. Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy. A BIG Thank you to our strategic partners. For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist

28 Oct 2025 - 1 h 3 min
episode Nobody Asked Us About: Men who speak French (...don't), Non-Transferable Dating Cards, and the Legal Billboard Cinematic Universe. artwork

Nobody Asked Us About: Men who speak French (...don't), Non-Transferable Dating Cards, and the Legal Billboard Cinematic Universe.

We spiral (politely) about mid-tier work hotels clearly designed by men, why tubs vanished, and Billie Jo’s 1am Texas-toast-crouton girl dinner. Then: “no one’s priority” fallout, boundaries that work (and the nervous-system panic when they do), plus the “it’s fine” spell you cast in Target aisle 16C. Also: legal-billboard chaos (“Get Brain”), the French-speaking man debate, and our pitch for non-transferable dating cards with built-in safety metadata. Today's episode is brought to you by The Woman-First Work Hotel—not real (yet), but spiritually available: blackout curtains that actually black out, push-button coffee, and soaps that don’t smell like your ex’s body spray. If you want us to build it… sponsor the show...like these strategic sponsors: Girlhood is awesome, being a woman...requires strategy. For Strategy in fitness/wellness: @warrentfitness For Strategy in financial education: sarah@legacywealthnetwork.org For Strategy in being a woman: @optimizeherpharmacist

14 Oct 2025 - 1 h 8 min
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